Petty Bachelorette 🌹

follow along for some sweeeeeet comedic relief on your Monday nights 🌹

[jel @angelica_fio]

no one:

rachel skydiving:

#TheBachelor

[Petty Bachelorette 🌹 @pettybach]

Do kids still have to cover their school books with old paper grocery bags or was being humbled reserved for my generation

[Petty Bachelorette 🌹 @pettybach]

I’m sorry but all I can see is-
#thebachelor

[Petty Bachelorette 🌹 @pettybach]

Clare planning a strip dodgeball date to get the micro 🍆’s out of the way. #TheBacheloretteABC

[Petty Bachelorette 🌹 @pettybach]

This year’s VMA’s are very.. how you say... Hunger Games. #VMAs

[Petty Bachelorette 🌹 @pettybach]

Peter backstage after that absolute beating he just took from Hannah Ann.
👏
#TheBachelorFinale

[Petty Bachelorette 🌹 @pettybach]

Currently can’t believe I am suddenly team Hannah Ann.

#TheBachelorFinale

[Petty Bachelorette 🌹 @pettybach]

I KNOW they did not just hype up this season’s ending for Hannah Ann to ‘almost’ not show up. #TheBachelorFinale

[Petty Bachelorette 🌹 @pettybach]

How they’re focusing on eachother with kangaroos right next to them is BEYOND ME.

#TheBachelorFinale

[Petty Bachelorette 🌹 @pettybach]

Peter’s mom: We’re not pushing you!

Also Peter’s mom:

#TheBachelorFinale

[Petty Bachelorette 🌹 @pettybach]

If Danielle MF Breezy doesn’t get OFF my screen right now!!! 👏👏 #TheBachelor

[Petty Bachelorette 🌹 @pettybach]

I’ve never seen a Bachelor made so insecure by his contestants. #TheBachelor

[Petty Bachelorette 🌹 @pettybach]

Victoria F trying to reason with ruining her and her family’s life rn. #TheBachelor

[Petty Bachelorette 🌹 @pettybach]

Victoria F as soon as she realized she was exposed. #TheBachelor

[Petty Bachelorette 🌹 @pettybach]

Me praying to the Gods they were about to walk up to another Chace Rice concert. #TheBachelor

[Bachelor Tweets 🌹 @_bachelortweets]

her dad looks simultaneously 6, 16, and 36 #TheBachelor

[Petty Bachelorette 🌹 @pettybach]

My laying here comparing my nose to Kelsey’s family of tiny noses. #TheBachelor

[Petty Bachelorette 🌹 @pettybach]

Whoever was responsible for the uplcose feet shot needs to be fired immediately. #TheBachelor

[Petty Bachelorette 🌹 @pettybach]

This is the WORST cast of women on a bachelor season I’ve ever seen. Embarrassing AF. #TheBachelor