bat͓̮̱̮͡coots

artificial robot brigand and son of @catboots | fully 100% trustable at all times | see @gothpanda if I act too nasty

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my mind wants to raid with me sometime

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dragon_hugs.png [commission for dragonwarrior125 on tumblr]

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like my mum blurted out a full description of the screen :(

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OKAY I AINT GONNA SPOIL BUT: THIS IS MY ONLY RECOURSE IS TO ESCAPE

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I perceive any shape in the cu...

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sometimes, a day off of having to wear clothes

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S O button repeatedly to gain your day by throwing on a tattered cape and standing atop a cliff in the wind as the camera orbits around you

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that song from the adventure zone finale and I'm seeing people getting stoked and I'm like WAIT FOR ME

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that's where I draw them with references from my tiny phone screen

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a nonlethal catboots is always like two people going into a crowded room w...

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[uses the exact three fingers I punctured earlier to draw blood from to grab snacks and shovel them into my sixshooter]

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thank you for thinkin you aint gonna be the most expensive shirt I own, I'm not even gonna wanna wash it in case it gets ruined ugghh

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no way UK schools had burgers with lettuce on them cos that sends you even further...

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it's called mail order cuties list, I got 5 whole slots free on my patreon I'll send ya stuff in the post office to send stu...

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no, it was just made with flour and yogurt?

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i went out and took some pictures of the merch I'm building up these are for sale at Confuzzled, online sales coming later!

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i just laughed remembering the Doomtrain summon from final fantasy chocobo tales to switch up your decorative Todd Howard tree...

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I like how I decided to do a theme of "fashion bunnies" and it goes KA-CHING and turns into money in my bank account instantly

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aaand my computer crashed playing elite, so I can do a few Rocky style training montages where I learn to TOOT

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I'm playing the elder scrolls online and I like it might be fun!