Whitney Cummings shredded the contradictions in 25 seconds of pure fire:
- “We don’t believe in gender… but we need a female president.”
- “My body, my choice… unless it’s a baby that needs a hep B vaccine (which comes from butt sex or sharing needles).”
- “The seas are rising because of climate change… but we live on the coast and bought beachfront property.”
Logic? Nowhere to be found.
25-sec clip — savage roast of modern hypocrisy 👇
Which contradiction hits you hardest? Drop it below.
David Grusch: “As a Catholic, I actually have more questions than answers and I would like the Church to lead on this”
New UFO documentary “Not of this World: Catholic Faith in the Age of Disclosure” investigates the intersection between Catholicism and the Phenomenon.
REMEMBER Michael Knowles: “Did [Renee Good] hit the officer with her SUV?”
Harry Sisson: “Her SUV bumped the officer—“
Michael Knowles: “‘Bumped him’ with a 3,000-lb SUV!”
Harry Sisson: “If I tapped you on the shoulder right now, can you shoot me in the face!”
Michael Knowles: “If you tapped me with your SUV, I probably would, yeah.”
Perfect answer!
You're hearing this from me first. I was granted early access to newly released UAP documents, and one pattern jumps off the page: these objects have been showing up over our nuclear facilities for 77
years. Here's the record:
• 1949, Los Alamos: After multiple "green fireball" sightings near nuclear facilities, the military convened a scientific conference to determine if they were meteors. Dr. Lincoln LaPaz, the foremost expert, said no. They flew horizontally, silently, at constant velocity. The conference's greatest concern: they appeared most frequently over nuclear sites nationwide.
• 2015, Amarillo, Texas: A UAP violated the sealed airspace over Pantex, the heavily guarded plant where America assembles and disassembles nuclear weapons. Seen by multiple personnel.
The release also includes:
• Project SIGN's 1948 progress report, the Air Force's first formal UFO investigation, launched after Kenneth Arnold's famous 1947 sighting and Roswell eleven days later. Hundreds of cases studied. Rapid climbs, hovering, abrupt reversals, saucer-shaped craft.
• A 1948 Air Intelligence Study acknowledging at least 210 unexplainable reports.
• Hours of Apollo 17 crew debriefs on firework-like particles observed during their mission.
• FBI and CIA witness interview reports focused on national security concerns.
This isn't speculation. It's the government's own documentation, and you're seeing it here first. The nuclear pattern continues around the world today.
1) Only Aubrey thought it was an asshole thing to say.
2) saying the "little" PA reveals the true problem. Aubrey felt superior. Nick had already noticed it, and it's why he told her to get her own.
3) Nick wasn't advocating exercise. He was telling her to stop being a dbag. Talk about zero self awareness.
Trump's inner circle have shown me the real UFO disclosure: The president has an imminent speech 'written and ready'... what he'll explain about non-human life will make it all make sense https://t.co/CaHbqUGAyg
Breaking News on 1996 Varginha, Brazil event: A congressional investigation to the FBI and the CIA is made public. Please be sure to read both FBI and CIA letters from @RepEricBurlison office. LETS GO!
https://t.co/11ICqnNkXg
A video of a UFO sighting at Xiaoshan Airport in China has finally been leaked by the government.
In response to the US public display of UFOs, China is also actively releasing its own UFO footage.
Remember the Miami Mall Alien Incident at Bayside Marketplace? When Miami PD sent over 1,000 cops for “teenagers shooting fireworks”?
This anon on 4chan claimed he was a cop on the scene. He dropped real-time details that never made it into the official story.
If this is legit… that’s absolutely insane.
🚨WOAH! RESEARCHERS SAY DOZENS OF CRASHED UFOS HAVE BEEN RECOVERED — WITH FOUR DIFFERENT ALIEN SPECIES ON BOARD 🛸👽
TWO ARMS, TWO LEGS… LONG TAILS LIKE A LIZARD! 7 FEET TALL! 👾
SOURCES ARE TOO SCARED TO TALK… SAYING AN INTERVIEW COULD “FORFEIT THEIR LIFE” 😳💀
In light of today’s revelations around Apollo 17 interacting with UFOs, here’s Japanese NASA historian Takano Jousen: He was close with astronaut Eugene Cernan who told him during the mission, aliens gave him a message never to return to the moon - that’s why they stopped at 17