Batdrance

Gotham Outsider

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Well that was $44B well-spent.

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I liked Instagram before they sold out.

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WWDC 2012 is invite-only. Don't already have a ticket? Better luck next year.

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Clearly Mike Daisey is the Tim Tebow of whatever it is he does.

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Apple: "We're putting it all into that Double Fine Kickstarter thing."

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Apple: "We're giving everyone in the world ten dollars!"

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Since everyone at Apple has been so busy making amazing, magical things for you, WWDC 2012 has been scheduled for the week before Christmas.

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Square continues to revolutionize the way people think about things being revolutionized: http://t.co/a1txHdLi

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This year's SxSW attendees are late adopters.

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iPad 2S HD

Happy?

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I don't think iPhoto for iOS was what @wilshipley had in mind when he invented shelves.

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I got my iPad engraved.

"PROPERTY OF DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY. IF FOUND CALL XXX-XXX-XXXX IMMEDIATELY"

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"Radar or GTFO" != "Radar and STFU"

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@lllucas @optshiftk @drance @schwa @dlpasco …Or GTFO.

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@GlennF @jsnell @themacalope Where's my column?

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According to Klout, I'm influential about terrorism.

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SxSW? They're still doing that?

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You rarely hear winners complaining of unfairness.

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"All of the things"

"The actual fuck"

"Caremad"

Things that make you sound like a thirteen-year-old Reddit user.

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Well now we know what kind of dumps @gruber takes.