Dan Bateman

I’m so glad, that Jurgen was a red. YNWA Slot time

[Dan Bateman @batemanator87]

@steve_merry7 @Ryanair

[Samuel @SamueILFC]

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again.

Arne Slot are driving these players out.

Quansah, Elliott, Salah, Robertson, Konate, Jones all because of him and possibly many more.

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

I have witnessed this club go from doubters to believers, and from believers to champions. It took hard work and I always did everything I could to help the club get there. Nothing makes me prouder than that.

Us crumbling to yet another defeat this season was very painful and not what our fans deserve. I want to see Liverpool go back to being the heavy metal attacking team that opponents fear and back to being a team that wins trophies. That is the football I know how to play and that is the identity that needs to be recovered and kept for good. It cannot be negotiable and everyone that joins this club should adapt to it.

Winning some games here and there is not what Liverpool should be about. All teams win games.

Liverpool will always be a club that means a great deal to me and to my family. I want to see it succeed for long after I have moved on.

As I’ve always said, qualifying to next season’s Champions League is the bare minimum and I will do everything I can to make that happen.

[Dan Bateman @batemanator87]

Imagine staying with someone when you don’t love them. Hurts more when they say it on the daily. #mentalhealth

[Samuel @SamueILFC]

• 3-0 Down to Barcelona.
• Salah and Firmino ruled out.
• Salah arrived with ‘Never Give Up’ shirt in support to his team.
• Liverpool win 4-0.
• Mohamed Salah scores in the final.
• Liverpool win their No.6 Champions League Trophy.

And the rest is history. 🇪🇬👑

[Dan Bateman @batemanator87]

Cheers @Ryanair for the cracking window seat 😂😂

[Dan Bateman @batemanator87]

@liamgallagher @delreymaybe *you’re

[Dan Bateman @batemanator87]

Liam Gallagher is really showing his vocabulary skills these last two days. All I’m seeing is DIDDUMS. Is that all he can say?

[Dan Bateman @batemanator87]

Maybe 2026 brings me more luck.

[Dan Bateman @batemanator87]

Wow

[Dan Bateman @batemanator87]

MUG

[Dan Bateman @batemanator87]

Fuck you. And fuck you too. If you have anything to say, say it to me. Life is short and shit enough, come to me if you have a problem, don’t talk shit.

[Dan Bateman @batemanator87]

Close to giving up. I deserve more.

[Dan Bateman @batemanator87]

No one is close to this rat.

[FK @fkhanage]

Burnley, you know. LMAO. 😭

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

When you know someone's accent by lip-reading them 😂🤣

[- @AnfieldRd96]

Speechless 😍

[Dan Bateman @batemanator87]

@tobytarrant have I got to listen to the whole show tomorrow to see if I get a mention now? 👀🤔 or could you give me a small window?

[Dan Bateman @batemanator87]

Watched the first 16 seconds on mute, and thought it was another Zuu/eminem thing.

[Toby Tarrant @tobytarrant]

The World’s most honest influencer

#GRWM

[Dan Bateman @batemanator87]

@grok if I direct message @elonmusk what are the chances of him replying?

[Dan Bateman @batemanator87]

I don’t even believe 1% is this. How is this guy a thing?

[indykaila News @indykaila]

Exclusive: 💣

If @realmadrid were to sell Vinicius Jr 🇧🇷 for €350M to Saudi Arabia 🇸🇦…

@LFC winger Luis Díaz will be one of the targets to replace him.

This information has come from our colleagues in Spain 🇪🇸

[Dan Bateman @batemanator87]

Isak, Ekitike and Rodrygo….. then rashford. 😂😂😂 that’s like considering a fillet, sirloin, or T-bone steak and then ending up with a veggie burger 😂😂😂

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

- Liverpool are considering a move for Man United forward Marcus Rashford, according to the Daily Mail 😮

- Ethan Nwaneri contract talks enter final stages, according to The Athletic 🔴