Chuck Bates

[Chuck Bates @batescake]

And on the morning of october 2nd, half a nation breathed out a massive sigh of schadenfreude that was sooooooooooooo satisfying in the moment... would it make a difference? Was it a lie to cause a distraction? In that moment it didn’t matter.... #TrumpHasCovid #TrumpGotCovid

[Chuck Bates @batescake]

@TaikaWaititi I know it’s a way off, but please find a way to bring @BigBoyler back in #loveandthunder. Maybe Jane felt bad and gave him another chance? Maybe they reconnected and become friends... puuuuhhhllleeeezzz

[Chuck Bates @batescake]

OMG! They are making an Iron Man movie? Movies from comics don't work! #oneanddone #TweetsFrom10YearsAgo @midnight

[Chuck Bates @batescake]

And now begins the age we look not to religion or science, but to @AlecBaldwin for guidance thru the wilderness to come #inaugration #wwABd

[Chuck Bates @batescake]

@pattonoswalt tweets are like a balm... not healing the wound we have... but it makes it feel a little better

[Chuck Bates @batescake]

I wanted to go to bed an hour ago but that fucking movie Orson Wells made about Donald Drumpf was pretty good. It holds up.

[Chuck Bates @batescake]

#ifmylaptopcouldtalk "I am a computer! I have so many functions! But all you use me for is to stream @midnight! Pay for cable cheap ass!"

[Chuck Bates @batescake]

B4 #PokemonGO the phrase "my balls are depleted" had a whole other meaning

[Chuck Bates @batescake]

Might need to check Webmd. Is "Pokemon go thumb" a thing? #PokemonGO #lawsuit #clawthumb

[Chuck Bates @batescake]

I worry that my kids live in an age with too much CGI... Will they ever appreciate that a man can fly or frog can ride a bicycle?

[Chuck Bates @batescake]

I just want my kids to grow up in a world of people woke by Wilmore, learned by Larry. #nightly @larrywilmore

[Chuck Bates @batescake]

More than ANYONE else on ANY form of media, @larrywilmore & the #nightly team gave me hope for discourse in a world of disgrace.

[Chuck Bates @batescake]

I jizzed in the creamer #quityourjobin5words @midnight

[Chuck Bates @batescake]

I saw a roadrunner proudly holding the lizard he had caught in his beak... I tried to catch him with a pokeball #PokemonGO #ineedabreak

[Chuck Bates @batescake]

"Hey, let's put this picture of the guy with a Masonic symbol on his hat in the montage to see if we can break Twitter". #DemsInPhilly

[George Harrison @GeorgeHarrison]

The unauthorized use of #HereComestheSun at the #RNCinCLE is offensive & against the wishes of the George Harrison estate.

[Chuck Bates @batescake]

@DallasFilm #DFSPacino I like Godfather II better, overall, but Michaels arc in the first cant be ignored as a great performance!

[Chuck Bates @batescake]

#OverheadAtRNC @midnight I went to republican national convention and all I got was this bullet wound

[Chuck Bates @batescake]

Are we applying for attorney general with a mock trial CC? Goodness, im crying this is so funny not funny #RNCinCLE

[Chuck Bates @batescake]

@dallasfilm #DFSPacino Heat, I mean, come on, I still get chills with Heat!