Chris Montroy

Former Dlll Athlete. 2022 C-League Beer League Champion. BEDARD

[Chris Montroy @batesgeneration]

Told my dad I dislocated my arm and this is his response….

[Isaac @iTalkStudiosYT]

Nobody has ever been more correct in an assessment about themselves

[Chris Montroy @batesgeneration]

These guys shouldn’t be allowed to watch the draft together

[Chris Montroy @batesgeneration]

Hockey is the best

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

Not sure I've ever seen a full circle of dudes celebrating in the penalty box lmao

[Tanning Salon Don @TheSalonDon]

Golf was so much better pre covid

You could show up to any Muni on a Saturday afternoon without a tee time and play 18 by yourself in 3 hours

Now you have to share a cart with a random guy that offers you an edible

And the round takes 5.5 hours

And it’s $120

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

CAPTAIN FIGHT AT PUCK DROP!!! THIS IS THE STANLEY CUP PLAYOFFS!!🍿

[Chris Montroy @batesgeneration]

Tax dollars well spent!

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

Detroit firefighters rescued a malnourished puppy found perched atop a chimney in an abandoned home; the pup, now named “Stack,” is recovering with Michigan Humane.

[Chris Montroy @batesgeneration]

@BtbJesse @GhostofSwiftH You’re both using “your” incorrectly

[Bark @barkmeta]

Let me explain what just happened 👇

The largest data center in America just got approved… the size of Central Park… uses more electricity than half the city of Chicago.

All to power AI.

Communities have been fighting these things everywhere. They drain the water... spike electric bills... linked to health problems... almost zero approval with locals.

Nobody wants them. They approved it anyway.

And the whole time they’ve been telling YOU to use less energy… turn your thermostat down.. take shorter showers... drive electric… reduce your footprint.

The same people telling you to reduce your carbon footprint just approved a facility that uses more power than half a major city.

Think about that for a second…

[Chris Montroy @batesgeneration]

Straight parlaymaxxing today

[BTG @BowTied_Golfer]

Shooting 76 with 38 putts

[RedWave Press @RedWavePress]

INFURIATING: A savage thug who brutally beat a random stranger nearly to DEATH on a Chicago CTA Pink Line train—leaving the victim in a coma, with traumatic brain injury, broken ribs, fractured skull, and months in the hospital—WALKS FREE with ZERO prison time.

45-year-old Jesus Ramirez pleaded guilty to aggravated battery this week and was sentenced to two years in prison.

However, he received credit for more than a year spent on electronic monitoring pretrial, and Illinois law automatically reduces most sentences by 50% for good conduct. As a result, he will serve no additional time behind bars for the brutal attack on public transit.

[Chris Montroy @batesgeneration]

Anyone complaining about Notre Dame hates Jesus

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Gambling ads on tv are so outrageous. You can parlay a parlay with 7 parlays, add injury protection insurance + concussion profit boosts. But that’s not all. Sit on your iPad and scan in your ass cheeks for a top secret bonus performance boost with automatic winnings paid out after a touchdown + a extra leg of a parlay bonus and if you lose all your bets they will refund all of your money but also give you $7,000 dollars in bonus bets but only if you’ve gotten dumped by your girlfriend in the past 3 months (must submit proof). Don’t forget about the bet 4 dollars and win 900,000 boner boost if you take any 5 leg parlay same game parlayed with Jackson mahomes doing the moonwalk naked across the field at Super Bowl 60. All terms and conditions apply, your entire family will be held hostage and possibly killed if you withdraw bonus bets without playing through your halftime poop boosts.

[Chris Montroy @batesgeneration]

We’re all @FreddieGibbs this weekend

[Big 🐰 @FreddieGibbs]

Los Angeles don’t even acknowledge this ring. Send them back to St. Louis.

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

Sorry caleb williams, but it’ll take more than 4th quarter bullshit to win in January!

(Caleb williams opens his bag to reveal an even deeper hitherto undiscovered level of 4th quarter bullshit)

[Big 🐰 @FreddieGibbs]

Bitches.

[Chris Montroy @batesgeneration]

Double digits laughs in the group chat is euphoric

[Chris Montroy @batesgeneration]

I always speak highly of my cat Carlos, but today he was a piece of garbage.

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

> Create a product no one asked for
> Billionaires use it for money laundering
> Becomes a plague upon society
> Can't actually generate a profit
> Beg the government to bail it out

I wish all AI companies a very merry, you're never seeing the gates of heaven

[Mike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr]

tomorrow is my Super Bowl