batespken.bsky.social

Bored Certified Copywriter | Annoying Film Enthusiast | Mediocre Tweeter | Never properly hydrated | he/his/him

[batespken.bsky.social @batespken]

No one:

Me: GET THAT SCHWEPPES SHIT OUTTA HERE ! THIS IS A PROUD CANADA DRY HOUSE

[aden @celluloidlimes]

we used to have BLOCKING

[batespken.bsky.social @batespken]

THANK YOU DAVE!!! Best right back Chelsea’s ever had

[César Azpilicueta @CesarAzpi]

Dear football,

Today, I want to share with you that this season will be my last as a professional footballer. After so many years living my dream, I feel it’s time to start a new chapter in my life.

Being honest, even though I have been preparing myself for this moment, I found it hard to write this letter. After 20 seasons , many people have played an important role in my career.

When I first kicked a ball as a child in Pamplona with my schoolmates, I never imagined the amazing journey ahead. I’m grateful for every moment: the wins, the tough losses, the challenges, and most of all, the people I’ve met and the friendships I’ve made along the way.

To my teammates, coaches, and every staff member at all the clubs I’ve been lucky to be part of, thank you for helping me grow as a person and a player every day. Wearing the shirts of CA Osasuna, Olympique Marseille, Chelsea FC, Atlético de Madrid, Sevilla FC, and representing my country at the biggest stages has been a true privilege. Every moment has meant so much to me…

[batespken.bsky.social @batespken]

@Rainmaker1973 its crazy this is from a commercial for yogurt

[batespken.bsky.social @batespken]

Can he play WR for the Bears too?

[Dave @davebftv]

PCA my goodness

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Jury Duty 2 and the way it got made is a goddamn marvel. I wish our collective cultural attention was more focused for art like this bc it’s a comedy masterpiece. It makes you believe people can be good

[Dripped Out Trade Unionists @UnionDrip]

If a business cannot survive while paying a living wage and benefits, that business model deserves to fail.

[antipodean scourge @TheKnownLover]

He was an alcoholic who deeply regretted his drinking. His wife called it the “anguish of our lives”. He partially blamed his drinking for the death of his son who was also an addict. I just hate seeing Newman’s drinking posted as based manliness or whatever. It was sad.

[batespken.bsky.social @batespken]

My nieces curated a 2-hour horror playlist on YouTube. How do I log this on Letterboxd without sounding like a hostage?

[chefkids @girlflopping]

this is anti union rhetoric

[inqilāb @tastefullysaucy]

James Watson, racist and thief who stole the DNA idea from Rosalind Franklin, has died at age 97.*

[batespken.bsky.social @batespken]

Mbappe needs to fix his hairline before it goes LeBron

[batespken.bsky.social @batespken]

@baseballdoodler Dislike

[Melech. @MelechThomas]

This is because of AI and Data Centers btw.

[batespken.bsky.social @batespken]

@dutchcowb0y lol Palmer and Gordon are out. I have Reijnders. But he might not play.

Appreciate your help.

[batespken.bsky.social @batespken]

@aishamadeit Most of “being good at advertising” comes down to working for people with good taste and taste similar to yours

[batespken.bsky.social @batespken]

Do we ever think about the Seeker Harry replaced? Imagine losing your spot to an 11-year-old who’s flown a broom like twice.

[batespken.bsky.social @batespken]

@nickverlaney I have faith. And like Badishille is out for a bit too right? So we need some cover

[batespken.bsky.social @batespken]

The 800m HS record is now faster than the NCAA record…