Bat Fontana

If you're a baseball, you never see me, or hear me, or touch me. Allergic to baseballs year round. Parody of Matt Fontana's amateur baseball bat

[Mitt Fontana @MittFontana]

@TheRealTRizzo I thought you were a lizard NOT a sloth...well you continue to surprise us. "NEVER THE SAME SHOW TWICE FOKES"...unless it's a Monday

[Bat Fontana @BatFontana]

@joshccle @TheRealTRizzo I choose water torture

[Bat Fontana @BatFontana]

@thedarkmoney @TheRealTRizzo Probably driving Stan, Ken, and the Bostonian to go get their meds

[Bat Fontana @BatFontana]

@MidparkMauler @AustYodes @TheRealTRizzo They gonna make a PSA targeting him and his Parma Chicks Jeans

[Bat Fontana @BatFontana]

@TheRealTRizzo THIS IS YOUR UNCLE RIZZY!! YOU CAN FIND YOUR BEACHWOOD JAIL BAIL MONEY BENEATH THAT MARMOT ON YOUR DOME...you just need a time machine to go get it Fredo!

[Bat Fontana @BatFontana]

VOTE YES!!!

[ESPN Cleveland @ESPNCleveland]

Does @HammerNation19 suck?

[Bat Fontana @BatFontana]

@Kratoslives I don't wish injury on anyone...except the Squeelers. May you all injure yourselves in foolish ways the rest of the season
❤ #DawgPound

[MLB @MLB]

The @Indians have entered a new realm of dominance. https://t.co/AmKgqcNg9g

[LeBron James @KingJames]

🗣🗣👀👀👏🏾👏🏾 #TheLand is on 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 https://t.co/u4BcDfPCXN

[FanDuel Sports Network Cleveland @FanDuelSN_CLE]

FRANCHISE HISTORY: The @Indians have won 15 in a row!

#RallyTogether

[Joel D. Swisher @jswishdaman]

This needs to go viral. Someone is struggling with their faith in God & this should encourage all of us!
#ToGodBeTheGlory
#HoustonStrong

[Bat Fontana @BatFontana]

@ClayTravis @espn seems to me it was always "President Obama Bracket" & never the "Presidential Bracket" since I only remember BOs on ESPN.

[Bat Fontana @BatFontana]

@ESPNCleveland @TheRealTRizzo @EasyENation @StanTheManInBK @HammerNation19 was that sound Scammer made last nite after Stan's dildo drop?😂😂😂

[Bat Fontana @BatFontana]

@ESPNCleveland @TheRealTRizzo @EasyENation @StanTheManInBK @TheRealTPizza remind the revisionist @HammerNation19 David Duke was a Democrat

[Bat Fontana @BatFontana]

@BeltBukleBaynes @ESPNCleveland if it were a non-story, it wouldn't be so annoying

[Matthew Whitmer @TheQuickWit]

@ESPNCleveland @TonyGrossi I'll pass, 92.3 podcasts are free. Havent listened since KNR switched to pay service. Crazy they think their shows are worth paying for.

[Bat Fontana @BatFontana]

@ESPNCleveland @TonyGrossi @HammerNation19 @reflog18 Scammer gets a live leg at Boston Market

[Eric Fritz @Fritz_dacat]

@RBS_Reddit @TheRealTRizzo flying the bird last night.