hale🦇

22 / lover of books and music / cat mom 🫶🏻 / phantom ghoul lover / as above, so below 🜏 / saw ghost 5/8/25, 7/12/25, 1/22/26 / saw mcr 9/13/25

[hale🦇 @batghoulette]

just to make one thing clear: i would rather my entire phone stop working, every app i have to shut down, and cat piss in my shoes before i EVER thank that piece of shit for “bring back an app” that he started the ban for

[hale🦇 @batghoulette]

@uglygreenjacket YES PLEASE

[frayedknot @fookintentacle]

can't wait to watch big tits, biceps bulging, tree trunk thighs Shane Hollander, getting thrown around by, big dick, broad-shouldered, massive butt Ilya Rozanov amen

[𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢 @shaneegyrl]

“there was nothing more relevant in television this year than heated rivalry”

[Woku 🏳️‍⚧️ @Lacksicle]

"Why dont you ask chatgpt" "why dont you ask grok" mf I will go into a dark room with a mirror and chant bloody mary and ask her before I ask ai a mf thing

[inky 🎀 sammy’s lovebug @inkywinchester]

That phase of your reproductive cycle where your vagina decides to produce so much discharge you feel like an omega slicking

[Hudson Williams Online @hudsonwonline]

Hudson Williams wishes his partner Katelyn a happy birthday via Instagram Stories 🫰🏼

[Liz @edmarendgame]

seriously what are the fucking odds that i become obsessed with a gay show and then it ends and i'm bored and depressed for 2 years and then another gay show comes out and i get obsessed with it and then my favourite twink actor from the 1st gay show gets cast in the 2nd gay show

[sofi 🍦 @obsessedsofi]

Claim your ticket

[jj 🐞 @ilyacig]

“my country is very dear to me.”
“dearer than i?”
“no. not dearer than you.”

[domi @leemarens]

my stupid hockey show is coming back

[valentine @cuntzar]

call me ginger ale the way i’d suck that canadian dry

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

feeling anxious at a social event. gonna pick at my cuticles. surely i will not rip off too much skin, thus causing me to awkwardly hold a blood-soaked tissue to my thumb for the remainder of the event. surely i have learned my lesson by now.

[kennedy @smmertimes]

the problem with bands now is that no one wants to kiss on stage anymore

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

“are you sexually active” pal the only thing that eats me out is guilt

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

Being part of a generation that was told “Wikipedia is not a source” makes it genuinely baffling to me that jobs are now telling people to just use ChatGPT for everything.

[Eren 🎯 @erenfromtargets]

remember everytime you use ai , you’re taking away his water

[ilya bizanov @R0ZAN0VS]

21yo me reading gay fanfictions on ao3 during lectures and 12yo me reading gay fanfiction on wattpad during classes

[stace 🐞 @staystaystace]

I do not want an ai shopping assistant I do not want ai search help i don’t want to see what my pictures would look like with ai slop I don’t want an ai DJ I don’t want ai anything please leave me the FUCK ALONE