Bathe Thembi Mkhize

I'm a very presumptuous person.I'm approachable' and Hustler in disguise........

[Bathe Thembi Mkhize @bathe_mkhize]

@keengsam 🤣🤣🤣🤣😅

[Mudzunga @Dzungie007]

No one is serious in this Country. Even the president is a Clown 😂😂😂😂

[Bathe Thembi Mkhize @bathe_mkhize]

@ni_dendo Who's petting her on the shoulder?

[Bathe Thembi Mkhize @bathe_mkhize]

@lebojoycechauke 7 ,8 ,11

[Dee 👑 @Mrskillmonger1]

“Baby, my credit score is bad and I’m blacklisted and I can’t buy a car so ke kopa o reke koloi in my name and I’ll transfer money to your account so you can pay for the car.”

“Baby, I want us to start a business and we need R250,000 to start it but I’m blacklisted so I need you to take a loan and I’ll transfer money into your account once my investment pays out.”

“Baby, the thing is I wanna pay for your lobola but my my investment is only going to payout after 6 months, can’t you take a loan and deposit it into my account so I can pay your lobola and our wedding? Wena ska warra coz once I get my payout, I’ll pay off the loan and I’ll buy us a beautiful house.

These 3 statements will be the death of us women.

#Copied

[Hluphizwe Jnr 🍺🤴🏽 Masinga @TheRealSmomoh]

Never consider marrying her because she's got a big nyash.

Remember the largest button on the keyboard is the one that writes nothing.

Focus Majita!!

[Hluphizwe Jnr 🍺🤴🏽 Masinga @TheRealSmomoh]

"I-Valentine's Day" reminds me of "Reeva Steenkamp" 🙄😪

Whoah Andizi🙅🏾‍♂️

[Hluphizwe Jnr 🍺🤴🏽 Masinga @TheRealSmomoh]

11:11 🕯️🕯️

When all doors behind you get shut, it's a sign that you need to stop looking back and starts moving forward.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Having faith is so crazy because it’s like you can’t fully explain why you trust that things are going to work out; but you just know that they will.

[GlobalSouthNews @GlobalSouthNew]

This weather is good for farming, find a moist, tight hole and plant a seed...😌🤧

[Hluphizwe Jnr 🍺🤴🏽 Masinga @TheRealSmomoh]

Sometimes God sends an EX back into your life to see if you are still stupid. 🤦🏾‍♂️

[Bathe Thembi Mkhize @bathe_mkhize]

@TheRealSmomoh But what if he the one🤣🤣🤣🙄🤔🤔🤔

[Bathe Thembi Mkhize @bathe_mkhize]

@TheRealSmomoh @SavageMaveriick Eyii ngoba si gowile as a country🤣🤣🤔🤔

[Hluphizwe Jnr 🍺🤴🏽 Masinga @TheRealSmomoh]

@SavageMaveriick This calendar

[EsonasihleM @EsonasihleM]

This is how we should respond to break ups now! We are adults🤭😂

[Talk2Peter🎀 @PostbyPeter]

I found this amazing verse

Forget about what's happened; don't keep going over old history.
For I am about to do something new. See, I have already begun!... Isaiah 43:18-19❤️

[Lord Fistoz 🏆🏆🏆 @Sifisov1]

I'm in need of those "Brother Bernard" videos, please hook me up 🙏😂

[Wise Philosophy @Wise1Philosophy]

Which one goes first?