Cat

22 living in a faraway land

[Martha Ahumuza @MarthaAhumuza]

I find it endlessly amusing when men expect a level of domestic labour from me that I don't even do for myself. If I haven't built my own life around cooking every single day, what exactly makes you think you'll be the exception?

[Rata 🌇 @RANK10YGO]

if a website asks me for a verification code and i check my email and it's not in there within 0.1 picosecond of the request i roar and swing my arms madly and start hurting those close to me

[𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪💫 | MJ fan @iamveronica777]

His day🪽

[trash jones @jzux]

i eat popcorn like someone is going to take it away from me and then kill me

[thay seonghwa peitos @rodasqueimadas]

nao vou estudar pra prova que se foda essa faculdade de cu que se foda todo mundo vou me matar

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

I’ve never looked at someone being kind and thought “you’re weak, let me take advantage of you.” Like wtf is that fr

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Dudes will ask where the bitches at but never look within

[ًًneenee ⚢ @noonchaand]

you accidentally sign up for quora when you're 12 and they'll send you emails when you're on your deathbed too. i fucking BLOCKED them, how am i still getting these??? i'm 20 years old please Let It Go

[johnna paige. @lowkeyjohnnap]

Please get addicted to thinking everything will always work out for you.

[☆ ★ @daydreaminvirgo]

i wish i could smoke a blunt with my cat

[kat @yslnadi]

when you finally understand that it didn't work because you would have hated that life

[navarro @nvvarroo]

Yo intentando dormir la noche de antes de algo importante

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

I’m at that weird age where every younger person I meet makes me realize how much l've aged, and every older person I meet makes me realize I'm still a baby.

[RoxX @RoxX_Xylr]

| swear music gains 300% more detail after a blunt.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Fuck a bra

[🥢 @fa1ryglox]

i hate seeing men happy. cancel the world cup

[elly🌺 @ellye6ks]

how do you fumble a girl that hates all men except you

[miia @miiagarro]

now i gotta be lonely bc i know my worth and shit

[mssexxyirl @mssexxyirl]

ever since i was a little girl i’ve always known i wanted to be a woman with a lot of money when i grew up

[Miriam Ogbonna @miriamogb]

As a man , why are you FAT?

You don’t menstruate. You don’t have hormonal issues. You don’t have PCOS. You don’t carry children.

So why are you fat? Why are your breasts hanging?