Not Bathnes

[Not Bathnes @bathnes_not]

We can confirm that we are paying top rates for someone to watch the traffic lights at Cleveland Bridge. He’s now got a high score on Candy Crush because he’s spending 8 hours a day sat in the van. Just another great credit for the city of Bath.

[Not Bathnes @bathnes_not]

Our plan to add a loop-the-loop to Cleveland Bridge is on track to be ready for 2030. #TouristAttraction

[Not Bathnes @bathnes_not]

I’m sure @BathSpaUni and @UniofBath are proud. #WelcomeToTheNeighbourhood

[Trump Fatigue @Trump_Fatigue_]

It seems as if the students have moved in down the road and obviously it is sensible to stand on the roof! @bathlive @BathEcho @AskBath @bathnes_not

[Not Bathnes @bathnes_not]

We’ve got more on back order. Normal service will resume shortly.

[ET satellite Coms @colonelferzak]

where have the seagulls gone? @WeLoveBath @bathdeserves @bathnes

[Not Bathnes @bathnes_not]

It’s called living the dream. We work hard to make Bathnes a better place to live, work and visit x

[Not Bathnes @bathnes_not]

@styleophileuk @bathnes @Wera_Hobhouse Like we tweeted yesterday. We’ve literally cut everything. Including trees. Consider it cut.

[Not Bathnes @bathnes_not]

Basically we’ve decided to cut everything. That way there’s literally nothing you can complain to us about. #ProgressiveThinking

[Not Bathnes @bathnes_not]

@AndyTrollope @bathnes No that’s just to park in Bath.

[Not Bathnes @bathnes_not]

@AndyTrollope @bathnes It’s a Friday night and this is what your Friday nights are like now?

[Not Bathnes @bathnes_not]

We have no plans to enforce the new traffic lanes at Odd Down. Don’t like queueing simply use the park & ride lane and go around the roundabout fully. #ThisMadeMoreProblems #WastingMoneyAsUsual

[Not Bathnes @bathnes_not]

@GraceandTed That’s our whole budget for the year blown. What’s more we didn’t even use Minuteman Press #Controversial

[Not Bathnes @bathnes_not]

@HirgonTheHero imagine blowing your whole student loan on Schwartz though.

[Not Bathnes @bathnes_not]

We’ve got to cram in some more student accommodation somewhere. We can charge a premium too because it’s close to Mc Donald’s #BringBackQuazar2018 #StudentsNeedMcNuggets2018 https://t.co/mFDLr7hs9l

[Not Bathnes @bathnes_not]

@dvernalls @indiespiritbath You’re both utterly wrong. It’s in @votedave’s 50 mile long back garden so he can see all the way to the end.

[Not Bathnes @bathnes_not]

What ever happened to that Bath Eye thing on the weir?!

[Not Bathnes @bathnes_not]

All these junction improvements on the A39... it’s almost as if @cllr_tim is the councillor out that way 🤔

[Not Bathnes @bathnes_not]

Hang on who’s running what twitter account?! https://t.co/F6WG9xjA9k

[Bath & North East Somerset Council @bathnes]

Found this snowman in Parade Gardens today, @BathnesParks. He seems to be wearing a fir hat. Maybe that's why he's thawing out.❄❄❄
Sorry...
More cold weather updates here: https://t.co/LUSWNXSCHz

[Not Bathnes @bathnes_not]

Investment of the year. We had to make cuts somewhere, @cllr_tim gets hourly refuse collections. https://t.co/nYrDyjSbHn

[Not Bathnes @bathnes_not]

What’s more we’ve got an artist to make a snowman that looks just like @cllr_tim on his driveway as a constant reminder of how great @cllr_tim is.

[Not Bathnes @bathnes_not]

We’ve even got a dedicated task force going out to move snow & ice from BA1 and put it in BA2, right outside @votedave’s front door.

[Not Bathnes @bathnes_not]

#GritForBA1Only