Hunter

Can’t escape, like chlamydia

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I HAVE A BOMB

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Just clocked in for the shitting myself factory (coffee and buffalo chicken wrap for breakfast)

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She’s sucking on my Dick till I Cheney

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White knuckling my parents recliner watching curling

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Would you like to do a reenactment of 9/11 with two big tower sandwiches and planes made out of chips. For historical purposes only, so we never forget

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Bridgeton has a lady gooner what the hell. Ew

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I’m too many beers deep to read these Epstein files without texting everyone in my contacts about it

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Slapping her prosciutto with my salami until we both antipasto

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I’m carming on my ela until she tony sopranos

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Peppering her roni till she calls me Tony

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Pulling on my gabba till it gools

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My friend met murr today

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Me whenever the bros ask me if I want another

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Steve Irwin would be so disappointed in me

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Just ate so many saltines and might cum later #chud

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White stuff outside. Wonder what that could be about

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Sometimes you have to bite the hand that goons you

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Fucked up, watching Ponyo wishing I was the fish

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Just saw Matthew Dellavedova guarding a cardboard cut out of Steph curry

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I think LeBron talks to himself in the third person