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big and hot @bumptelevision

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@JaneIncMusic i will debate any du west “supporter” that dares face me…!!

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du west fest?? more like poo pest shit!!!!!!!!

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@Cybersixupdates

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i could easily suck the witcher

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@Cybersixupdates Excuse me?

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to all the people who have called me “dog ass” or “pig dog” today: I hear you. 🙏

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what u fail to understand is that I have many bad problems. problems that would make u shit and piss and cry and yet? i don’t place that burden on others around me. i don’t assign blame to the many bastards and losers

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several ppl i am in community with have said deeply cruel things about me… suffice it to say the word “dipshit” has been bandied about in a way that makes my toes curl

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in 2023 i will become more comfortable with confrontation and reply to Saturday night live’s many desperate/clingy emails to hire me with a firm No… i am committed to being the number one inactive comedian in corso Italia Toronto Canada

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@tuckedpaw oh maybe we should also merge the universe of William Shakespeare with paw patrol smdh…

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@tuckedpaw to insult mamma Mia like this…

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my contributions to the group chat are being met with deafening silence... and that's ok!!!!

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@nordicshrew @torontosara i like to hear Chris’ thoughts from time to time i can admit that!!

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@nordicshrew chrissy

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@nordicshrew thank you

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@ddoorroo the brims…

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smiling with genuine warmth and wet glassy eyes as i fast forward through The Voice season 22

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“I’m a creep” “I’m a weirdo” ok?? Well im Tom!!!!!!!

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@ddoorroo peanut 🙂