The bathroom reader

I only have time to read and write on the toilet

[The bathroom reader @bathroomreader1]

@maddenifico Call them in!

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She’s gonna get it!!

[Neil @neilenore]

Oh dear. Wife of CEO updated her Facebook account and removed the last name of the CEO on her FB name.

[The bathroom reader @bathroomreader1]

@spencerpratt Wow, who knew Spencer would come out and be a voice of reason… Nobody saw this coming. Keep it going!

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@skanks17 They probably call themselves the Spritz Sisters

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@caroljsroth Why do these clothes smell like calzone?!

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@TheRickDoofus

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This is one of the best takes out there. Nails nailed this one. Being able to point out a sizable fail on their own side in real time is only ever done on the right.

[Lenny Dykstra @LennyDykstra]

Wrong! You’re watching real Americans have the balls to criticize their favorite politician when they believe he’s wrong

Big difference fuckstick
The left could NEVER

NailsNeverFails 🇺🇸💪

[The bathroom reader @bathroomreader1]

@dougboneparth Note to self:

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@Ghostofcynthia Where do you get one of those nose things though?

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@TheDemocrats I was awake for it.

[The bathroom reader @bathroomreader1]

Why people keep posting old ass Bobby Hill?

[Michael Morelli @morellifit]

In 2025 being fat is a choice.

But they made you believe fat loss required pills & powders just to drain your bank.

Here are 13 science-based hacks I used to get shredded at 43 (copy them):

1.Stopped eating like a child

[The bathroom reader @bathroomreader1]

Literally every 6th post on my timeline is someone defending how great she looks at her age. Stay out of the comments, that’s where the trolls live. Everyone actually posting about this says she’s lovely, then backhands an age comment.

[Tandy @dantypo]

People- “OMGWTF HAPPENED TO HER”

She had kids, turned 46, lived life

She looks lovely

Curves are heralded until they’re on a celebrity

She looks like a glammed up mom.
If your wife went to a wedding like that, you’d leave early to get her home & out of the dress

Admit it

[The bathroom reader @bathroomreader1]

@Kronykal Lol! I was like I know that name was Kro or something, and your ass just happened upon my timeline again so I had to say it!

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@RepSwalwell That’s what they’ve been asking for dipshit.

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@EvanAKilgore Damn bro.. that sucks

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@YourAnonCentral So is he gay, or a pedofile? Or are you saying those two things are the same?

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@WallStreetApes That’s when it gets good! You get a spoon and eat that!!

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@GraveSugar Who the fuck asks to be added to a group chat?

[The bathroom reader @bathroomreader1]

@jablesspat @grok @catturd2 Lol! @grok just shit on your point and said tariffs have started, and there haven’t been any ouchies. Why are you thanking him?