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I put ketchup on my ketchup

[not ur dad @bathxrat]

Friends not fur💙

[Not ur dad @ratsnaxx]

You never really know someone until you’re getting divorced.🥴

[Not ur dad @ratsnaxx]

The only miscommunication going on is between the voices inside your head.

[not ur dad @bathxrat]

I asked my British husband if he knew what hot topic was and he confidently replied “chocolate” 😂

[not ur dad @bathxrat]

Nail goals💞💘😍💅🏼

[not ur dad @bathxrat]

I wish ruby lived in London😢

[not ur dad @bathxrat]

If that.

[not ur dad @bathxrat]

@DaniMantegna 💗💗💗💗💗

[not ur dad @bathxrat]

If you or a loved one has started smoking due to Jessica Lange, Emma Robert’s, or Sarah Paulson you may be entitled to a settlement.

[not ur dad @bathxrat]

@rvbyv I always thought it was weird but yes yes yes

[not ur dad @bathxrat]

@rvbyv OMG SAME

[Audrey Porne @AudreyPorne]

if you knew me before my 20s, you never actually knew me. you knew season 1 me. we were severely underfunded and the writing team was going through a lot.

[not ur dad @bathxrat]

Nooooo not twitter getting story’s 🤢

[not ur dad @bathxrat]

I was thinking about how I acted on Tumblr in 2012 and I’m still kinda shook. I was out here giving counseling to people 5+ years older on the internet

[not ur dad @bathxrat]

I think this dog at the park knew I was having a rough cause he came up no leash and just nestled behind my legs🥺

[ayesha noor @ayesha0416]

me at 5pm all tucked into bed thinking it’s midnight