for pride 2024 todd howard has to let me stick my knob in nick valentine’s exposed facegears lest i remove one finger from his hands for every day he refuses to comply
Had an inebriated flash of 2030s Twitter discourse: “is it zoophilia if someone straps a knotted dildo to a Boston dynamics robot dog and then fucks it?”
i volunteer to be the first test subject for the fuck robots. i know, i know, its thankless work. im doing it for the betterment of mankind. its generous of me, really