John Batio

[Igor Bobic @igorbobic]

How you know it’s really good

[Swervo5️⃣ @4KTSwervo]

nightmare blunt rotation

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

A Chinese robot wearing a clown wig kicked a child in the stomach.

[erika @yeeeerika]

the human spirit was not designed for this many passwords

[jake @wormpuller]

I drank chug jugs in places you wouldn’t sip minis at

[goog @loink_loe2]

my uncle watching 9/11 at my little cousins basketball game lmao

[EPOPS 🇦🇩🇮🇸 @KONGULOARSTEINN]

guy who changed his name to björn today: i wasn't björn yesterday

[grace @gracefishlove]

(at the dentist) u forgot to ask but i am sexually active

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

I hate when my boss gives me tasks like please go get some hoes man lol

[Image Every May 9 @May9Image]

any. new bags yo’ure working on @Ziploc

[fishious @fishquichee]

Showing up 20 minutes late to work with a huge ice cream cone

[Softboy @softboywin]

starting the second half of your sandwich is like hell yeah baby let’s run it back

[gabe @allgarbled]

Saw an Indian guy going for a run in jeans and a collared shirt. Truly just built in a way I will never understand.

[@SFGiantsMemes @SFGiantsMemer]

#SFGiants baseball. #NothingLikeIt

[JohnsonWx @225MPH_EF4]

All-timer snapchat post man

[Theo 🎣 @realVespasian]

Was feeling good about myself then buddy brutally parrotmogs me

[Tony X @soIoucity]

This is pure love for the game because this is a foul ball at a Rockies game.

[Azur/Reker @warnoodle00]

Sometimes the big dog (me) needs a pup cup (25 beers)

[Boppa 🧟‍♂️ @ihatebbls]

Sittin courtside tonight