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[bat @batisaway]

the most difficult boss in hollow knight: silksong was, in fact, purchasing the game.

[bat @batisaway]

2 hours and 20 minutes later...

[bat @batisaway]

girl in what

[🐶🏳️‍⚧️amity🏳️‍⚧️🐶 @muttmoding]

best part of this clip is the girl in red near the end just fujoshing the FUCK out

[Stop Killing Games Official @StopKilingGames]

This decision is not unexpected. But we were prepared. Hence, we're pushing forward with @Europarl_EN ammending #StopKillingGames to the Digital Fairness Act. We can move on without the Commission and their non-decision, as @accursedfarms mentioned before: https://t.co/UqQ9AsJo4J

[bat @batisaway]

omg i'm missing out 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 i will buy right now!!!!

[bat @batisaway]

i really love when they put a fake X *in* the ad. that'll convince me to download your app.

[Danza @diaknight]

I actually AM clicking the tiny x to close the phone game ad correctly each and every time. The ad companies just got so mad that I'm perfect at tapping the tiny xs that they programmed the ad to ignore attempts to close them and just open the link to the app store anyway.

[bat @batisaway]

how much is this dude getting paid off to act like gen ai is in any way beneficial to anyone

[bat @batisaway]

"serves all canadians"

[Mark Carney @MarkJCarney]

We just launched Canada’s new AI Strategy: AI For All. 

We’re taking control of our future — with AI that’s governed by Canadian values, AI that’s accountable to Canadians, and AI that serves all Canadians.

[bat @batisaway]

my thoughts on the E column

[iJevin @iJevin]

B3 is the only correct answer!

What are you picking?

[bat @batisaway]

every masterpiece has it's cheap copy

[bat @batisaway]

did you skip ice cream tricks class? this was on the exam.

[KılıçBey @Kilic025]

Bunun nasıl durduğunu hep merak etmişimdir

[LimeHazard🆖 (CLOSED) @TheLimeHazard]

a common mistake

[bat @batisaway]

moments before disaster

[bat @batisaway]

tragedy has struck the OSIC

[bat @batisaway]

chekhov's house

[#1 kurourushi fan 🪳 @BIGKUROURUSHI]

to everyone saying "why would you even make a house out of tnt?" have you stopped to think about how funny it is to make an entire house out of tnt

[Invincible News @InvincibleIntel]

NO FUCKING WAY, ARE YOU KIDDING ME

[bat @batisaway]

so you can't cheat off the person sitting next to you???

[Sai @Sai_cs_]

nunca entendí para que son las alas en el monitor

[bat @batisaway]

anotha w for earth greatest planet in the universe

[NASA Earth @NASAEarth]

That's us! 🌍

The Artemis II crew captured beautiful, high-resolution images of our home planet during their journey to the Moon. As @Astro_Christina put it: "You guys look great."

[bat @batisaway]

me when i have to blow a hole clean through my horse so i can see my ult charge

[callie @callieow_]

yes im actually playing with this in game

[bat @batisaway]

@socrmastrbailey LIVE TWEETING MATCHES 28 HOURS A DAY BETWEEN CLASSES PAID OFF YIPPEE

[AstralSpiff @AstralSpiff]

If you spend enough time DEBATING on playing outer wilds, the main menu becomes almost unreadable.

[bat @batisaway]

it must suck being a myth, dude. you become the definition of "hubris" because your dad made bad wings. he was the only witness too. i bet he lied about how his kid died. "i'm such a good inventor. my wings wouldn't fail! it's his fault!" i bet he ate him.

[sigfig @sigfig]

people misunderstand the icarus story. the problem was not that he flew too high. it's that the wings were made of beeswax, which offered very little resistance to heating. with modern materials he would have had no problems. we can fly as close to the sun as we want now