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𝐼𝑑𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑡𝑦. 𝐼𝑚𝑝𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑎𝑛𝑐𝑒. 𝐼𝑚𝑝𝑎𝑐𝑡

𝑀𝑎𝑟𝑐𝑒𝑙𝑜 𝑖𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑏𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝐿𝐵 𝑜𝑓 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒🤍💛

[✨𝐵𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝐽𝑜ℎ𝑛✨ @batister_john]

@chapatimistress Wanilipe I'll translate

[✨𝐵𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝐽𝑜ℎ𝑛✨ @batister_john]

@Mbithe_Mulinge Mhesh please

[✨𝐵𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝐽𝑜ℎ𝑛✨ @batister_john]

@Nyambuscov_ You're a good wife ♥️

[Chino @ChinoUTD]

🚨 Jose Mourinho on Bruno Fernandes being named among the 30 Ballon d’Or nominees:

🗣️ Reporter: “Surprisingly, Bruno Fernandes has been included among the 30 nominees for the Ballon d’Or….”

🗣️ Mourinho: “Sorry. Surprisingly?”

🗣️ Reporter: “Well, considering Manchester United didn’t win…”

🗣️ Mourinho: “No, no. You said surprisingly. When somebody tells you water is wet, are you surprised?”

Bruno broke the Premier League assist record. He was Premier League Player of the Season, PFA Players Player of the Year, Football Writers Player of the Year. How many times must football tell you the same player was very good before you believe football?

If you tell me Bruno should not win the Ballon d’Or because another player won the Champions League, okay. Then we are discussing team success.

But this is a list of 30 footballers.

If the Ballon d’Or was judged only on individual performance, Bruno wouldn’t be hoping to enter the top 30. The other 29 would be hoping to finish above him.

So my friend, your English is better than mine. Explain ‘surprisingly’ to me, because now you have made me surprised.”

[Grow Smarter @GrowSmarter_x]

Toothpaste has so many handy uses !

[✨𝐵𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝐽𝑜ℎ𝑛✨ @batister_john]

@Bebe_Ik You people use what exactly to attain these cards. I don't even have one😏😏

[✨𝐵𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝐽𝑜ℎ𝑛✨ @batister_john]

@chapatimistress Gútirí múndú útarí na thende.

[✨𝐵𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝐽𝑜ℎ𝑛✨ @batister_john]

@Njoki_Wa_Wajoki ♥️

[𝕊𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕗𝕦  @SirShereef]

This is best commentary ever on a player debut 🤯🤯🤯

[Butter @trafficbutter]

Every parent should see this video.

[The Instigator @Am_Blujay]

Content will finish us 😂😂

[✨𝐵𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝐽𝑜ℎ𝑛✨ @batister_john]

@milehkevin @s1ah_wanja This is the problem with Arsenal fans.

[✨𝐵𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝐽𝑜ℎ𝑛✨ @batister_john]

@hyamsaaron UK fans and everyone else who attends these matches should just proceed with your tickets.
You sold narratives of "SJR as a fan of United" to the entire fanbase worldwide.
Fans failed to buy Marchants in order to have Glazer's leave but you said SJR was the best.

[✨𝐵𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝐽𝑜ℎ𝑛✨ @batister_john]

UK fans and everyone else who attends these matches should just proceed with your tickets.
You sold narratives of "SJR as a fan of United" to the entire fanbase worldwide.
Fans failed to buy Marchants in order to have Glazer's leave but you said SJR was the best.

[aaron hyams @hyamsaaron]

Get trending 👊

[✨𝐵𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝐽𝑜ℎ𝑛✨ @batister_john]

@absolutkylian

[✨𝐵𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝐽𝑜ℎ𝑛✨ @batister_john]

@UTDFunguy Batistutar

[Pretty Jenny 👄 @Prettygurly_30]

Egg game challenge between Barcelona and Real Madrid fans 😁
I couldn't believe that team won.

[✨𝐵𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝐽𝑜ℎ𝑛✨ @batister_john]

@EA_King So the croc floats upside down immediately. Damn AI makes things look shitty

[✨𝐵𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝐽𝑜ℎ𝑛✨ @batister_john]

@UtdForever7 @ManUtd 2 because of baleba and Tielemans.

[✨𝐵𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝐽𝑜ℎ𝑛✨ @batister_john]

@Lionel_Lingard I don't feel bad for him. I was glad when he finally left