yuor mom

looking for Alex insta: V.alex.D

[Slazo @slazo]

Every morning I wake up in a cold sweat and run to my computer to see if the Minecraft Movie trailer is out yet

One day...

[yuor mom @BatKat12]

@crustydumbass Me

[yuor mom @BatKat12]

@crustydumbass No, why did you bring me to this shitpost

[Lichzim @Lichzim]

@Shadbase

[Mr Put it on @Jax277]

@Shadbase

[Myles @itsamemyleo]

Show aliens this photo to describe the high school experience

[Alyssa Phillips @Plant_Phillips]

Even the most famous scientists have rough weeks. Charles Darwin, for example:
“But I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything.”

[🇩🇲Plantain Man🇱🇨 @DcaHomie_02]

Being sexually and physically attracted to someone who stimulates you mentally is top 2 and it ain’t 2.

[shen the bird @Shen_the_Bird]

i realize i've got a large platform here, so i need to speak up on an issue close to my heart

danny devito is a pokémon

[PETA @peta]

Words matter, and as our understanding of social justice evolves, our language evolves along with it. Here’s how to remove speciesism from your daily conversations.

[Comment Etiquette @commentiquette]

@peta I don't mean to feed a fed horse but don't you guys kill a shitload of animals every year?

[Ｂ ｏ ｗ ｉ ｅ @BitchAssBowie]

if two pregnant women fight, it’s kind of like two babies having a mecha battle.

[Satan @s8n]

find my wife and kids:

👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿
👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿
👧🏻👧🏼👧🏽👧🏾👧🏿👧🏻👧🏼👧🏽👧🏾👧🏿
👦🏻👦🏼👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿👦🏻👦🏼👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿

can’t find them?

That’s because she left and took them away from me, I miss you, please come back. I’m so sorry.

[Satan @s8n]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Subscribe to pewdiepie
Or Satan’s coming for you

[baby i.e @soyeahtrell]

nobody at all:

jeff goldblum:

[Chris Ray Gun @ChrisRGun]

I'm excited to turn 25 next week because I'll finally be able to afford car insurance without having to sell my spinal fluid to Venezuelan cyber cartels.

[bill wurtz @billwurtz]

if you are a pirate with no treasure, check the mirror, you might be the treasure