Andy Rhodes

“The Guy From Twitter”

[Andy Rhodes @Batlawrence1554]

Genuinely and truly hand to God I fell to my knees. PlayStation why

[PlayStation @PlayStation]

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[Andy Rhodes @Batlawrence1554]

Nuclear take but if you stitch a video on TikTok and just have your face superimposed over it pointing at shit, or open with some “LeT’s TaLk AbOuT iT” I think your blood should evaporate from your body like water on a hot pan that shit pisses me OFF

[Andy Rhodes @Batlawrence1554]

Physically, I’m here, but mentally I am playing Dragonfable, hit flash-based RPG available for free at https://t.co/JYKpzcTXEr from the makers of Adventurequest

[Andy Rhodes @Batlawrence1554]

Rediscover the name of a lego set you had as a child and despair at how much it costs to buy now

[Nyx @voidpires]

Maybe I’m not woke enough but I don’t understand “I take all the possible precautions an agonize over being punctual but I’m always mysteriously late to every single thing I go to” people. Like I don’t think I believe you man

[Andy Rhodes @Batlawrence1554]

Is there a switch that flips at a certain age that cause your parents to completely lose their communication skills? Or is it that they don’t feel the need to use those skills on their children because holy FUCK

[Andy Rhodes @Batlawrence1554]

Defeated by the piece of cake I cut for myself. What hubris had I back then, holding the spatula with such confidence

[Andy Rhodes @Batlawrence1554]

I like listening to people ramble on TikTok but if you say “ let’s talk about it” or do that thing where you’re on screen just pointing I will block your ass so fast

[Andy Rhodes @Batlawrence1554]

Rock and a hard place, huh?

[Andy Rhodes @Batlawrence1554]

Sportacus vs Yujiro Hanma

[Andy Rhodes @Batlawrence1554]

Talking to mom about my appointments tomorrow: “It’s too bad you can’t be with me. We would wind up needing a Four-“

Kelly: “Forklift!”

Me: “-Fourth person to come…”

[Andy Rhodes @Batlawrence1554]

Or if they don’t glaze him right the beans fill exponentially and would fill the entire world with baked beans in like a month.

This is not even top 10 weirdest end of the world type posts I’ve read on that site. 2/2

[Andy Rhodes @Batlawrence1554]

There’s an SCP where these four random objects continually fill with baked beans and once a month a little guy apparates nearby and the containment people have to glaze him like a medieval king. Then everyone turns around cause he’s shy and he eats all the beans. If not 1/2

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

As long as I don’t allow myself to form any thoughts I’m pretty much normal

[Andy Rhodes @Batlawrence1554]

All Quiet On The Frontal Lobe

[Andy Rhodes @Batlawrence1554]

Big day

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I never met a problem I couldn’t make worse

[love drops @lovedropx]

when you hit 26 your only options are kill yourself or keep on living . this also happens everyday

[Aspec-xua @goatmonty]

men will beat dark souls, but never attempt to confront the dark soul within

[Andy Rhodes @Batlawrence1554]

But when Prometheus does a hot take it’s suddenly a problem