Haz

I am the Batman. I love sport, dinosaurs and snuggling 🦄✌🏼

[Haz @batman2303]

#theapprentice talking about women being “disruptive” what a fun new word reserved entirely for women 😂🫠

[Haz @batman2303]

Making a complaint about £8.48 of cold food (delivered well over half an hour late) and @JustEatUK give you a fiver as “compensation”. Nice one lads. A refund for the shit food might be a start?!

[Haz @batman2303]

@SalfordCouncil A reopening of an unfinished project 😂😂

[Haz @batman2303]

@DeborahMeaden The people like this that bang on about free speech are the first with their knickers in a twist when people express their disgust (which they also have freedom to do). Freedom of speech isn’t freedom from judgement

[Haz @batman2303]

At this point I don’t think the refs know what the handball rule is 🤯 #AVLBUR

[Haz @batman2303]

@PapaJohnsUK Literally no reason to get a Papa Johns over a @Dominos_UK now 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Haz @batman2303]

@PapaJohnsUK what on EARTH have you done to your special garlic dip?! 🤮

[Haz @batman2303]

How Richardlison is still on the pitch is beyond me 🤷🏻‍♀️ #LIVEEV

[Haz @batman2303]

Why do we do this charade of “checking the monitor” just overturn the decision?! #var #MUNLEI

[Anonymous @AnonPress]

⚠️ If you're in Ukraine and reading this please turn geolocation off on your phone now. Russia is using it to track gatherings. Tell those around you to do the same.

[Haz @batman2303]

Meanwhile our government couldn’t even manage to not have a piss up to save people. What a desperately sad and unfair situation in Ukraine 💔

[Hanna Liubakova @HannaLiubakova]

#Ukraine President Zelensky and his administration recorded a short video addressing Ukrainians. They confirmed that they are in Kyiv and are ready to defend the city

[Patrick Moelleken 🇺🇦 @PMoelleken]

.@ZelenskyyUa's tv address to the Russian (!) people might be the most moving speech that I've ever seen in my entire life. The whole world needs to see, understand and share this crucial Ukrainian message.
#StandWithUkraine #Ukraine #Україна #Russia #Россия

[Femi @Femi_sorry]

Hi @Jacob_Rees_Mogg,

You find it funny to use Jimmy Savile to cover up Conservative Crimes.

We see you.

[Ed Conway @EdConwaySky]

🚨NEW 🚨
Bank of England says UK households must brace themselves for the biggest annual fall in their standard of living since comparable records began three decades ago, as it:
- Raises interest rates to 0.5%
- Says inflation will surpass 7%
- Slashes GDP forecast

[Haz @batman2303]

@bmay How on EARTH does Stoke On Trent have a Tory MP anyway?!

[Sue Perkins 💙 @sueperkins]

He wasn’t aware it was his birthday.

[Haz @batman2303]

Tell me you’re a racist without *telling* me you’re a racist.

“Not obviously a Muslim” what does that even mean!

[LBC @LBC]

'She's hardly someone who's obviously a Muslim.'

Tory MP Michael Fabricant declares that Nusrat Ghani's accusation of Islamophobia is a 'lame excuse' for her sacking as it's 'not apparent' she is Muslim.

@toryboypierce | @Mike_Fabricant

[Haz @batman2303]

@DeborahMeaden 👏🏻👏🏻💁🏼‍♀️👸🏼