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fuck her whip (she rode a broom)

[a. @anamorphisis]

anyone above the age of 20 calling themselves pansexual is just not a serious person

[shay᭡.ִֶָ𓂃 @yappingbambix]

we’re all raw dogging eid right? no eid fit, no henna, no plans righttt???

[wokefoxing @sopfoxing]

she's spiritually a gay man

[jake 🪷 @jakehasaproblem]

when you cool with everybody

[Ubaid @pybercunk]

Laughed

[deeplander yaoi bot @evilgayfish]

homelander: i wonder if he would still come crawling back to me if i ripped off all his limbs and dropped him in a tar pit

deep: homelander im sorry i wasnt your mother 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

[El Borto @bortinez_]

“We can always tell” 😂😂😂

[Zero @zerowontmiss]

PLEASE CONQUEST I'LL DO ANYTHING! I'LL FUCKING SUCK YOUR DICK! YOU WANT ME TO EAT YOUR SHIT? I'LL EAT YOUR FUCKING SHIT

[Dan Baltic @baltic_dan]

“Do you really think I would suck your dick and eat your shit if there remained the slightest chance of your affecting the outcome? I sucked your dick 35 minutes ago”

[Dyke-Train || Gen V🥀 @LeftMyHeartOnD]

Frenchie coming out as a sex offender in his last will and testament #theboys

[peyton @tinypeytz]

I identify as Torontonian first, Canadian second, and Ontarian last

[nia✩‧₊˚ @nianeedshelp]

I was hiking a mountain and got lost, so i asked a stranger where we were, he pointed at Sebastian Stan as Harvey Dent and that's when I knew, we were at the peak

[f i t. @FitMarshmellow]

absolute martian manhunter postulates that yes: it was the chud son with bad vibes who's at fault for your divorce and you must overcome him

[bee⁷ @BIBlBIB]

it doesn’t matter it wasn’t the best website to read comics, it was an archive 😭

[Paudipai @Paudipou]

Cualquiera más woke q yo = irritante
Cualquiera menos woke q yo = ignorante

[call me miss paramore @theescarletgrey]

jean opening her mother’s day card from rachel, hope, cable, mcu wanda, atom eve and alien force gwen