Dustin Hagen

comedy and such

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What am I a squirrel? I’m not that useless!

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Snitches get stitches more like snitches give you stitches am I right #HarryPotter #MerryChristmasYaFilthyAnimal

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It’s finally Christmas!

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I mean where the McRibs at?

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Man we need McRib in Salt Lake City it’s been three years since I have drown my concerns in bbq sauce #mcdonalds #imlovinit #McRib

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Join me and #BeAVoter in the US election. Get started to find your polling place and see who is on your ballot. https://t.co/njOE8w1x7T I’ve voted twice in my life

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Guys when the robots take over just tell them to calculate Pi ok

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#ihob vs -#dennys

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#dennys which is the better burger yours or #ihob

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#ihob is your breakfast burger a play on Denny’s burger asking for a friend

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Movies man they are good

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I would say i am a fan of movie

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We need more foods in slaw form

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Ice cream makes me poop a lot

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Is the McRib going to be in Utah this year? Should I start a petition? #mcdonalds

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Mc Donald’s fries can be heaven or hell how do I get them fresher? Ps McRib needs to be in Utah this winter! @McDonalds

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Even with the new sandwiches the mid beef n cheddar is still my favorite thank you @Arbys

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I’m still waiting for the wyld stallyns to save us all

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@peachiestkari This is the highest praise for me

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When the aliens come for me I will cum for them