Jason Seagrave

my old twitter account has been taken over for business use this is my private one

[Jason Seagrave @batmannotrobin7]

@Vitality_UK I’ve been a customer of yours for many years because in the event of a health issue I wanted it sorted quickly and smoothly. Now I need you surprise surprise you’re making it hard - bad faith

[Jason Seagrave @batmannotrobin7]

@RealDMitchell @BBCOne @WILTY_TV @fatjacko @GabbyLogan @BridgetChristie @ItsBigZuu @RealDMitchell you’ve probably never been asked this before but what brand is your shirt I really like it

[Jason Seagrave @batmannotrobin7]

@Lloyd_Cole @ClarkNeilRobert Great show tonight from only two guitars - nice work

[Jason Seagrave @batmannotrobin7]

@unionjackradio @laurenpattison @LeicsComedyFest @PeterPizzeria Great gig tonight in Leicester - I will refer to a cucumber as a salad carrot from now on

[Jason Seagrave @batmannotrobin7]

@AudiUKCare I have already emailed customer services last week but I’ll send you a Dm anyway

[Jason Seagrave @batmannotrobin7]

@AudiUKCare I’m currently going through my 2nd breakdown in less than 11,000m from new and yet again my holiday is being disrupted b/c your dealers cannot fix the cars quickly enough. It has taken 10 days see the car - held up because they need a part I told them about last week

[Jason Seagrave @batmannotrobin7]

2nd breakdown in a year - I’ve done 10,000 miles @Sytner

[Karen Seagrave @karengrice82]

@AudiUK fault has come up on the car ‘drive to a dealer straight away’ but the dealer can’t look at it for a week and it can’t be used until it’s fixed!

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘spuddle’ (17th century): to work ineffectively; to be extremely busy whilst achieving absolutely nothing.

[Jason Seagrave @batmannotrobin7]

@karengrice82 @britneyspears Mine was @Lloyd_Cole don’t get weird on me babe

[Nottingham Post @nottm_post]

🔊 Calling pubs, cafes, restaurants and hotels in Nottingham! 🔊

We’re delighted so many of you are reopening on Saturday!

Between 2-3pm on Weds, Thurs and Fri we’ll retweet local businesses to our 142k followers.

Tweet us a bit about your business to be involved #IAmOpen

[Jason Seagrave @batmannotrobin7]

@nwscnotts It’s availability a few hours a day to members, according to your sign an hour in the morning, for example. I’ve already had an email exchange with John Lynch without satisfactory conclusion. I’m talking to Joseph Locker at the evening post later.

[Jason Seagrave @batmannotrobin7]

@nwscnotts so you’ve hired out the strength gym for the summer to the Chinese rowing team and the gym members who have already paid for those facilities have been turfed out. Thanks a lot

[Jason Seagrave @batmannotrobin7]

@Microsoft ‘hi support can you help my Bluetooth has failed and keyboard doesn’t work’ reply ‘ok press the windows key on and then....’ can you see the obvious error?

[Jason Seagrave @batmannotrobin7]

I thought I was the only person to spot it

[Paul Kirkley @prkirkley]

Love that Kate and Steve are using the call signs 37 and 45. We see what you did there, @jed_mercurio 😉 #LineOfDuty

[Jason Seagrave @batmannotrobin7]

@OpalSandsResort poor first impression, told to bring bags from car as room would be ready - it isn’t. Not a single spare bed by the pool. Very disappointed, was expecting a first class experience

[Jason Seagrave @batmannotrobin7]

Mic’d up and ready to go #irisworld

[Jason Seagrave @batmannotrobin7]

@theJeremyVine They just need time with you in their presence. We had 2 that were like it for months now they climb into bed with us

[Jason Seagrave @batmannotrobin7]

@Radley_London @karengrice82 So you’ve designed a suitcase that will be ok so long as you don’t try to use it as a suitcase - ie take it on an aircraft. Perhaps you should say in the description that it’s only really suitable for sitting in your house looking nice. Tesco’s £45 suitcase has a 10 year warranty

[Jason Seagrave @batmannotrobin7]

@karengrice82 @Radley_London Probably time you switched to @MulberryEngland or @katespadeny anyway

[Jason Seagrave @batmannotrobin7]

@Radley_London I wouldn’t bother my wife’s radley suitcase lasted 3 trips but @Radley_London aren’t prepared to do anything to help