Johnny Ortiz

[Johnny Ortiz @batmanortiz]

@kaiiinoa Congratulations Kia and Francisco!!!

[Johnny Ortiz @batmanortiz]

Does oatmeal taste like dirt?

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

i needed to see this today https://t.co/4GxHTLBLMv

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

John Krasinski: now 40 years old, a multi-genre star

Me watching literally anything John Krasinski is in:

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

Remember Macklemore?

This is him now. Feel old yet?

[Johnny Ortiz @batmanortiz]

@TheComedyHumor @TheHulkRamirez @chetoman13

[out of context things @TheComedyHumor]

This is too good

[Subaru @CozySubaru]

Me drunk a’f looking for my friends

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

The perfect crime.

[Johnny Ortiz @batmanortiz]

@DwightSchrute_ @JimHalpert__ @MVilla33

[égua @a_demare]

Africa by Baby Yoda

[Marla Cáceres @MarlaCaceres]

Took my kids to Chuck E Cheese yesterday. A lot of tension in the band.

[Johnny Ortiz @batmanortiz]

@truTVjokers Jurassic Park

[XXL Magazine @XXL]

When your mom meets Post Malone 😂😂😂

[Johnny Ortiz @batmanortiz]

@onedee53 @Ronin_Clutch Why is this soooo 😆

[Hugh Jackman @RealHughJackman]

Line. Sand. Drawn. @VancityReynolds

[Johnny Ortiz @batmanortiz]

Called my mom 19 times this morning, she should have a voicemail that says if this is a life or death situation, you called the wrong person

[Johnny Ortiz @batmanortiz]

It’s amazing that kids can go to sleep crying and wake up crying at the exact same thing they went to bed crying for