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I’m vengeance.

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*Batman gets on top of Joker.*

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Alfred, where are my anal beads?

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You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

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Tell them the streets belong to the Batman.

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It's not that simple. With the Joker it never is.

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I'm the hero Gotham deserves, but not the hero it needs.

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Tonight, I am the law!

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You have a lot of cats.

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People need dramatic examples to shake them out of apathy and I can't do that as Bruce Wayne, as a man I'm flesh and blood I can be ignored I can be destroyed but as a symbol, as a symbol I can be incorruptible, I can be everlasting.

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Oh…. My cock is big…

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What I’m doing is my family’s legacy.

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Sonar. Just like a...

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The Hammer of Justice is unisex!

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Well, a guy who dresses up like a bat clearly has issues.

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How am I part of this?

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Hidden in the element is the chaos waiting to strike. Like snakes. And I’m there too. Watching.

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Targeting me won't get their money back. I knew the mob wouldn't go down without a fight, but this is different. They crossed the line.

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I don’t care what happens to me.

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I'm not wearing hockey pads.

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Selina, don’t throw your life away.