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parody account

[BT @batrguchi]

But have y’all ever had the hottest coolest waterpark in Texas ever try to fuck you

[Schlitterbahn @Schlitterbahn]

@matban1994 Don’t cry BB. We love you.

[BT @batrguchi]

Might be the best content barstool has ever released

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

The interns have taken the power back.

[BT @batrguchi]

@jhawk1ns Take a shot for me brotha

[BT @batrguchi]

Half of banking is just getting fucked up with other people who like to have a good time

[Abhi Rahman @abhirahmantx]

What a force and what an amazing Congresswoman.

RIP to one of the best to ever do it.

[BT @batrguchi]

Asked a bartender at @TheBlindPigPub to throw on the news bc trump had just gotten shot and he told me that they try not to get political.

[Gareth Reynolds @reynoldsgareth]

You haven’t lived until you’ve told your friend who is on mushrooms that someone just tried to assassinate Trump.

[BT @batrguchi]

@disclosetv https://t.co/O05nu4xiNa

[BT @batrguchi]

#Dudesrock @barstoolsports @BarstoolNewsN

[BT @batrguchi]

@WardenAaron1 @CentralScruty Breaking bad with Todd and his uncle

[BT @batrguchi]

@OMGibbs Bro that’s an S sword

[*:･ﾟ✧(ꈍᴗꈍ)✧･ﾟ:* @flowingqueen]

This part had my jaw on the floor @odesza

[BT @batrguchi]

Me no feel good

[“CLASSY” FRED BLASSIE @megantheevalium]

haven’t been able to stop thinking about this since yesterday

[itzCBD @itz_CBD]

With Elden Ring DLC coming out soon, there are a lot of people who will be playing it for the first time.

So I wanted to help those new players by letting you know that in order to get your horse, you have to beat the first boss you see that's on horseback.

Thank me later :D

[BT @batrguchi]

Sometimes I get in a weird mood where I feel like I have the zoomies but I’m also a grown ass man

[William Daniels @MrBillDaniels]

Just a little reunion with my favorite students!!

[BT @batrguchi]

@OliverPostingLs Can I bet on this?

[BT @batrguchi]

@NicoSuaveA Aunty when she sees the fighting

[Evil MoPac @EvilMopacATX]

Zac, I'm curious how long you've lived in Austin

You're writing with such confidence and insight in this thread. We have much to learn from you

Like when you said "All the kids are playing in the water. Maybe a hundred of them. Rest assured, parents don’t work either in Austin"