𝐑𝐚𝐨𝐮𝐥 𝐃𝐮𝐤𝐞 🦇

Living proof that meeting strangers on the Internet needn't end in a violent death.

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

🤪

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

Farage complaining about Australia controlling its borders is one twist I didn’t see coming.

[𝐑𝐚𝐨𝐮𝐥 𝐃𝐮𝐤𝐞 🦇 @bats_everywhere]

@NoContextBrits Crisp sandwich

[Chris Shaw @The_ChrisShaw]

Nothing to see here.

Only the UK government's Brexit negotiator telling the Scottish Parliament back in 2015 how stupid leaving the single market would be...

[Darran Marshall @DarranMarshall]

“Don’t try and lecture the Irish people about the history, culture & precarious nature of peace on this island. You haven’t got a clue.”

RTÉ’s Claire Byrne challenges Nigel Farage over his knowledge of Ireland

[𝐑𝐚𝐨𝐮𝐥 𝐃𝐮𝐤𝐞 🦇 @bats_everywhere]

@mrjamesob

[𝐑𝐚𝐨𝐮𝐥 𝐃𝐮𝐤𝐞 🦇 @bats_everywhere]

@Coldwar_Steve Duke of Hazzard
Brilliant!

[𝐑𝐚𝐨𝐮𝐥 𝐃𝐮𝐤𝐞 🦇 @bats_everywhere]

@_FinlayEvans_ @JoeStephenson96 Yep, she's clever in all the wrong ways for Taskmaster. Will make for interesting viewing I'm sure.

[𝐑𝐚𝐨𝐮𝐥 𝐃𝐮𝐤𝐞 🦇 @bats_everywhere]

@fesshole Bob, is that you?

[𝐑𝐚𝐨𝐮𝐥 𝐃𝐮𝐤𝐞 🦇 @bats_everywhere]

See, I've never understood the fuss about Noel Clarke. A wooden actor turned writer/producer living vicariously through the roles he gives himself. Scowling ain't acting.

But I do understand the fuss when 20+ women acuse him of bullying and sexual harassment.

[𝐑𝐚𝐨𝐮𝐥 𝐃𝐮𝐤𝐞 🦇 @bats_everywhere]

Fuck me. If only the media would examine the contracts awarded by the Tories during Covid in the same way they have pored over the details of this proposed new football #superleague.

[Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy]

Oof. What a piece. 🔥

"If Conservatives care about the ministerial code, at least 11 cabinet members should resign."

This article goes through, one-by-one, all those 11 cabinet members, what they did and how it breaks the code. Do read & RT.

https://t.co/bpCosutcX5

[𝐑𝐚𝐨𝐮𝐥 𝐃𝐮𝐤𝐞 🦇 @bats_everywhere]

@Coldwar_Steve Priti spot on.

[𝐑𝐚𝐨𝐮𝐥 𝐃𝐮𝐤𝐞 🦇 @bats_everywhere]

@dulwichdik @JamesMelville The current system is risible. I contracted Covid at Christmas. Filled out online forms, updated the app, yet still received calls every few days from poorly trained staff whose typing was clearer than their voice.

Each time they asked for the same info I had entered online.

[𝐑𝐚𝐨𝐮𝐥 𝐃𝐮𝐤𝐞 🦇 @bats_everywhere]

@fesshole

[KevinSmith @ThatKevinSmith]

Hiked Runyon for the first time in a month. A maskless passerby told me “Two masks is overkill.” I replied “Batman wears a mask.” Maskless guy looked at me like I was an idiot. In moments like this, instead of arguing, I like to counter unsolicited opinion with unsolicited fact.

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

It’s an absolute disgrace that #BBCNews just reported on empty supermarket shelves in NI due to checks at the border without pointing out to viewers Boris Johnson PROMISED there would be NO CHECKS under his Brexit deal!

RT this if you think the public deserve to know that

[Fast Times @KarateSkool]

Lmaooooo this the wildest ban in history. His phone just a brick

[Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy]

This superb video has now clocked past 3 million views.

It’s a brutal 3-minute summary of New Zealand’s success vs the UK’s failure. Keep sharing it.