Bat Shit Granny

Chronicling granny, who is bat shit crazy.

[Bat Shit Granny @batshitgranny80]

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[Bat Shit Granny @batshitgranny80]

Her cat pees in and ruins a pack n play.
G to cat "Don't you do that again!"
Thanks.
#heisacat #notahuman #losingallmymoney #batshitgranny

[Bat Shit Granny @batshitgranny80]

Starts cleaning something
Stops halfway and leaves it in the middle of the room to halfway clean something else
Sits down for hours

[Bat Shit Granny @batshitgranny80]

G: I can take my medicine by myself. Don't need help
H: We tried that and you took the wrong ones yesterday
G: No I didn't
#denial #comeon

[Bat Shit Granny @batshitgranny80]

#granny #crazy #confused #getittogether #leavemealone #youdontknowshit #stoplying #shutupgranny
#batshit #batshitcrazy #batshitgranny

[Bat Shit Granny @batshitgranny80]

G:What's in the bowl
H:More meatballs
5 min later starts to open lid again
H:Granny it's just more meatballs
15min later
G:Whats in the bowl

[Bat Shit Granny @batshitgranny80]

G: "I don't need someone telling me what medicine to take!" said angrily

Takes the wrong medicine.
#stopbeingstubborn #damnitgranny

[Bat Shit Granny @batshitgranny80]

G: "I only drink one cup of coffee a day"

*Drinks at least two cups a day*
#coffeeaddict #grannylovescoffee #stoplyinggranny

[Bat Shit Granny @batshitgranny80]

So far today, I have been called by my daughter's name, my grandma's name, and a dog's name #getittogether #comeonegranny #youknowwhoiam

[Bat Shit Granny @batshitgranny80]

G: Can I give her a muffin?
H: No she already had one
G: She is asking for one
H: She already had one today
G: Oh, okay

[Bat Shit Granny @batshitgranny80]

*Scoops cat box at 1030 at night and sweeps (when it was already done recently) but forgets to take her medicine*