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the dish ran away with the spoon so supper would be late have a cracker instead won’t you wally?

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fuck this falooda without its kulfi

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i m kiki, kiki is me

[Anime Aesthetics @anime_]

Mood.

[🇵🇸 @battakhbatain]

main mission: give aaima a hug
side mission: knock out 4 debridements

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@zainalisyed007 i am batman

[🇵🇸 @battakhbatain]

my life is like GTA these days
main mission: conduct the list
side mission: steal injections for the ward’s emergency trolley

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i can never eat a whole meal at a restaurant/cafe, i just have to go home and eat ghar ka khaana too idk why but my brain does not accept k i have not eaten at home

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Seinfeld is actually a v crap show

[Sakshi Jain • LinkedIn Strategist @thecontentedge]

An opinion about popular movies that can put you in this situation👇🏻

[🇵🇸 @battakhbatain]

The best show in the history of shows with the best boy in the history of boys

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i love how kids can just bite people

[🇵🇸 @battakhbatain]

i have lost the ability to entertain guests. if u come to my place and need entertaining please don’t bother. come to my house, lay on the couch with me while i show u random tiktoks of kids’ singing competitions

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‘idc’ but continues to worry about it all day

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24hrs of back slabs and tractions and fixing bones, everything hurtssss

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One time he asked me what pressure diuresis is in front of the whole class in the middle of a lecture and i had no clue. so i just went ‘it’s when u have diurese with pressure??’ and he just laughed and told me to sit down. i am so fond of that memory

[dania_shafiq 🇵🇰 @DSpeculates]

I have shown many of your tweets to baba, and it made him soo happy. Everyone who tweeted, thaank you for making my abba smile.

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my love language is making people breakfast

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screaming crying throwing up

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ERASE ERASE ERASE

[🇵🇸 @battakhbatain]

it is what it is, but what is it?

[🇵🇸 @battakhbatain]

facz

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idki miss having 15 drinks a day sometimes, u feel me?