Soyboi Dohgirl

29 | a power ranger w/ a phat ass, basically | they/them

[Soyboi Dohgirl @batterology]

ed sheeran be like “my shows need to be family friendly! that means we have to let genocide happen to literal families and kids” while also occupying a brand that gives milk toast appeals to tween girls on the topic of their desirability. weird business model buddy.

[Soyboi Dohgirl @batterology]

@Pink stop genocide: free palestine

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Ed Sheeran be like I’m in love with the shape of Netanyahu

[hayrr x @hayrr]

hey @macklemore im sorry i tweeted in 2014 you should mackle less. you can mackle as much as you want. free palestine ✊🏽

[🍁《☆Autumn☆》🍁 @autumniscoldlol]

(completley misses the area to check somones pulse) Hes dead.

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

It’s Virgo season time to serve cunt

[frick @gofrickurself]

I don’t like who you are when you’re on Dr Pepper

[it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips]

write something that will make you say, "what the fuck" when you find it fifteen years later

[nai ☆ @mmynoelles]

thunderbolts and wakanda explaining the thanos lore to f4 and x-men

[Harry @hdwmovies]

Thor: Oh god oh fuck we have to save our universe
The X-Men in the X-Retirement Home:

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

you’re laughing? lindsey graham was just reincarnated as ben shapiro’s fifth child and you’re laughing?

[Soyboi Dohgirl @batterology]

jd vance being like “can we move on from the epstein talking point? i’m really just here to sell my book” is such end-of-empire shit

[Goro Revjima 🎟️ @RevClownn]

Daredevil probably went insane hearing this

[🕸️ @recreatings]

some shit Spider-Man would actually be doing rn if he was real 😭😭

[Kitana ☁︎ @stickygoons]

Someone’s grandpa is gonna believe this

[Vivian @suchnerve]

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[Soyboi Dohgirl @batterology]

tf do u mean the governor’s out there in the crowd, he’s gonna be watching me dance dressed as slim shady? all of reality is a stress dream

[Soyboi Dohgirl @batterology]

happy pride @jonstewart play the part of the freedom williams rant where he calls kid rock the f-slur

[Heidi 🏖 🐬💙🍹🌊 @Brodiesmom68]

A glorious moment, we are taking it back. ✊🏻