Batter's Almanac!

Retro Video Game-inspired Calendar series. Limited Quantities:

[Legend’s Cookbook @LegendsCookbook]

Today’s the last day to back Paper Plates. I just want to take a moment to thank everybody who supported the project, worked on it, and just shared it around.

We got some really cute fan art and nice comments and just generally people are excited and that’s just THE BEST. ❤️

[JobJob @JobJobLLC]

We hope you all have a great Halloween!

[Matthew Taranto @MatthewPTaranto]

Big day tomorrow!

1) Brawl in the Family: Ultimate Edition PDFs will be sent out to backers!

2) Paper Plates Kickstarter launches! https://t.co/kp8RxrIQKt

(As long as everything goes according to plan, at least) Stick around for more info soon~

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

calenderheads peep february 2026. you dont see em laid out like this often anymore. something to look forward to

[Legend’s Cookbook @LegendsCookbook]

ඞ Super Amogus Bros: The Sticker Sheet No One Asked For (But You’re Getting Anyway) ඞ

Fanmade and horribly unofficial. It’s 2025, and yes, I made an Among Us x Super Smash Bros. N64-inspired sticker sheet. Dead meme? Absolutely. Nostalgic crossover? Not really. But it came to me in a dream, and who am I to ignore divine inspiration?

These 13 stickers are a love letter to bad ideas, outdated references, and my inability to let things go. Call it art, call it cringe—I call it destiny.

Sticker Roster Highlights:
- Sussy Kong: Tossing barrels and venting. Pure chaos.
- Kirbo: Big, pink, and ready to inhale your tasks.
- Captain Suscon: Screaming “Show me your moves!” while sabotaging electrical.
- Yellowchu: Pikachu, but sus. Honestly, I regret this one.
- Mario-but-sus: Definitely faking tasks and leading Emergency Meetings.
...and six more icons that blend sus energy with pixelated nostalgia.

Why did I make this?
Because I could. Because it’s funny. Because nobody stopped me.

Important Details:
- Title: Super Amogus Bros. Sticker Sheet
- Size: 9"x4" sheet with 13 stickers (avg. size 1.5"x1.5")
- Finish: Satin (perfect for your venting aesthetic)
- Limited Run: Only 50 sheets, because even I have limits.
- Artist: @ZachJaDa (blame them).

Shipping:
- Ready to ship now (expect international to take longer, because suspense is fun).
- Shipped in a basic envelope because I’m cheap.
- No replacements if lost—this joke is one of a kind.

Get yours now and own a piece of meme history. Or don’t. Either way, I win.

Link in bio!

#DeadMeme

[Mother To Earth: Waiting Three Minutes @MotherToEarthMV]

FREE SHIPPING anywhere in the USA for the rest of December, just use the code XMAS24 during checkout!!!
https://t.co/9nJC3RdyQ7

[Red @theWellRedMage]

Happy Turkey Day, folks

[Nintendeal @Nintendeal]

The Lawyers™ told me I can't call this an official Legend of Zelda Cookbook

Get 25% off The Legend's Cookbook+ with code BOOKBOOK at checkout: https://t.co/Ai2QrHbvTN

[JobJob @JobJobLLC]

Keychains, pins, custom portraits, post cards and so much more! Our newest project has a lot to offer for #spookymonth

[糸井 重里 @itoi_shigesato]

「MOTHER」シリーズについてインタビューに来てくれたアメリカのなかまたちから、おもしろいドキュメンタリー映画をもらった。すごい！MOTHERについて調べ尽くしている。しかもみんなたのしんでる！

[Legend’s Cookbook @LegendsCookbook]

FAST FOOD, our presale for our F-Zero-inspired comic cookbook is now LIVE! Check out below for a link to back:

[Bredfrown @bredfrown]

Here's the surprise! I put Dawn of Dusk for 60% for my birthday today. I'm also working on the next newsletter.

If you'd like to make my birthday awesome, consider leaving it a review if you've picked it up :)

[Legend’s Cookbook @LegendsCookbook]

Happy Father’s Day to all my ZELDA DADS out there!

[Batter's Almanac! @battersalmanac]

Happy Father’s Day!

[Legend’s Cookbook @LegendsCookbook]

Use code ONEYEAR to buy one Reforged in Tears (regular or Redux) and get another one free! Link to buy below:

[Walmart Canada Gaming @WalmartCAGaming]

It's officially...

[Legend’s Cookbook @LegendsCookbook]

Happy 25th anniversary to the release of Super Smash Bros.! The first English game to have Ness from EarthBound.

[Batter's Almanac! @battersalmanac]

@minermole101 IT HAPPENS.

[Batter's Almanac! @battersalmanac]

Happy leap year!