BattleHawk Brian (PARODY)

Unofficial beat writer covering the St. Louis BattleHawks. My mission is to create chaos. My mandate is to win at all costs. PARODY ACCOUNT. THIS IS NOT REAL!

[Frankhaithsburner @STLBallard]

THANK YOU NASA THANK YOU NASA

[BattleHawk Brian (PARODY) @BattleHawkBrian]

@MungOpen I didn’t want to be the one who broke this news…it’s been 10 years in the making! Congrats Champs!

[The Mung Open ⛳️ @MungOpen]

Yep, it finally happened folks! Late to the party here but the winners of the 2025 Mung Open were Ballard (not you Jorge) and Newmaster! Congrats to the champs! We look forward to your Champions Dinner in 2026 (Long John silvers)!

[BattleHawk Brian (PARODY) @BattleHawkBrian]

@MungOpen

[BattleHawk Brian (PARODY) @BattleHawkBrian]

@MungOpen @RiversideCasino As the only member of the press brave enough to provide true 24/7 coverage of this event, I can say that this year will be different than others. I will be keeping you up to date with daily #Glennings and that every key shot or blunder is reported with utmost accuracy.

[The Mung Open ⛳️ @MungOpen]

Mark your calendars for July 19th-21st as we move to a new location this year at Blue Top Ridge, where you can stay AND play! I know the Mungs are excited to try out this new course and then afterwards the premier Robert’s Buffett at the @RiversideCasino #MungOpen2024

[The Mung Open ⛳️ @MungOpen]

Welcome back Mungs! It’s been a long offseason with a lot of swing thoughts, grip changes and E9’s as we continue preparing for The Mung Open 2024. This year, Key Mungs will try to prevent a Two-Peat from early front runners Glenn/Drew as they battle it out in Riverside, IA!

[BattleHawk Brian (PARODY) @BattleHawkBrian]

@MungOpen Glenn when he is asked whether he wants to meet his hero Michael Block

[BattleHawk Brian (PARODY) @BattleHawkBrian]

@MungOpen @BigAlsSpeakeasy this is your official notice. The Mungs are headed back to the promised land! #MungOpen2023

[BattleHawk Brian (PARODY) @BattleHawkBrian]

@MungOpen Lock this bet up only if you think Dawg has less than 5 beers before the turn on Day 1.

[BattleHawk Brian (PARODY) @BattleHawkBrian]

@MungOpen @STLBallard @LIVTracking I’d rather pay to see Dawg and Trex repeat than watch one round of Pat Perez.

[BattleHawk Brian (PARODY) @BattleHawkBrian]

What the fuck is this I’m hearing about regarding some fair weather bandwagon chiefs fan talkin smack on my Battlehawks? Sounds like a #BMB to me!

[Benry @BenryTheEighthh]

@BenryTheEighthh yep, still goin!

[BattleHawk Brian (PARODY) @BattleHawkBrian]

@benrytheeighthh you think this is a game?

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@trexkwondo is not properly labeled as a parody account. @elonmusk do your thing please.

[BattleHawk Brian (PARODY) @BattleHawkBrian]

Let @PGA_JohnDaly play in @LIVGolfInv and I will consider bringing my talents to cover your “league”.

[BattleHawk Brian (PARODY) @BattleHawkBrian]

@XFLBattleHawks looking forward to providing superior #content for you in 2023!

[BattleHawk Brian (PARODY) @BattleHawkBrian]

KAW IS LAW.

[The Mung Open ⛳️ @MungOpen]

@BattleHawkBrian This can now be confirmed. Date and course is TBD. We hope to have some #classic cameos in the playing field.

[BattleHawk Brian (PARODY) @BattleHawkBrian]

Just got off the phone with Feherty. He tried his best to get me to come cover LIV with him but I stood firm on my commitment to the #Mungs. Why would I leave now when they are #kangfirmed for a Fall Mung Classic?