Karam Nahas

I help entrepreneurs protect & scale w/my legal system—$1B+ Advised, 20 Yrs in Court - Coaching, Contracts & SOPs.
Bulletproof your biz ➡️ @legallybulletproof

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As a kid, I was called names like Camel Jockey and Sand Nigga.

I was ashamed of my Arabic roots and used to hide the fact I spoke Arabic.

I was the only Syrian in my town and I never heard the end of it.

I had to go to speech class because Arabic was my first language, and I’d say things like “shicken” instead of “chicken.”

But…

Did I cry about it?

Play the victim?

Complain?

Nope. I fought back. Literally.

After a fight or two, things cooled down.

Then I turned to sports.

Once I started beating kids in basketball, football, and tennis, everything was fine.

That’s how I grew up.

Earning trophies. 🏆

I stood up for myself first—and then for others.

That’s probably why I became a lawyer.

I can’t stand bullies or hypocrites.

It’s also why I’ve always had a deep appreciation for underdogs.

I’ve never asked for, wanted, or expected, special treatment.

And that’s exactly how I coach entrepreneurs.

You’re the biggest underdogs out there.

No one’s handing you anything unless you fight for it—and defend it.

No one wants to hear you play the victim.

I certainly don’t.

So if you need some grit, a business bodyguard, a lawyer, a coach, legal strategies, and weapons I’ve used to take others down, hit me up.

Trust me, you’re much better off with me on your team.

And for the last few years, I’ve developed a legal defense system for entrepreneurs like you, to solve your problems.

A system that identifies and prevents your enemies, mistakes, and liabilities before they strike.

I’m not like any attorney you’ve met.

Send me a DM. Let’s talk.

#businessprotection #entrepreneurs #lawyer #underdog #businesscoach #nyc #streetlawyer #timessquare

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@MelGibsonxvyv Easily

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@valuetainment He’s the only man left.

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@MAGAVoice Trump will blow anyone who sucks up to him. He’s not a man

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@EthanLevins2 If you’ve ever been to China, it’s an insult if you don’t drink with them. Just like it’s an insult to a liberal politician if you don’t use their pronoun

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@its_Lexieroy He also hires very stupid women 🤷🏻‍♂️ in fact he hires with his 🍆 and that’s why he’s a complete failure

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@valuetainment Fuck him - he ruined his brand overnight by conspiring with Paul to deceive boxing fans. He’s a perfect example of how you can build a raw honest brand and ruin it overnight for following a script. I once was a fan and am no longer.

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@patrickbetdavid See you all at Flanigans!

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As an honest 20 year lawyer who now helps entrepreneurs because our legal system is broken, I can assure you that means nothing to Bill Clinton and other politicians. Politicians are never held in contempt and they are never incarcerated. If you really want to deter future crime, you have to incarcerate politicians and destroy their immunity.

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You should indict more politicians, judges and prosecutors. The public has realized what I’ve known for years - how the law protects politicians over average Americans. There is no trust left and it’s why I work so hard now to help business owners avoid court. The legal system punishes entrepreneurs while it protects politicians

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Ray Dalio said: “Any damn fool can make it complex. It takes a genius to make it simple.”

And he’s right—especially when it comes to business.

Complexity kills deals. Confuses partners. Creates liability.

As a 20-year lawyer and in-house counsel to entrepreneurs, I’ve seen how simplicity isn’t just good strategy—it’s defense. When your contracts, structures, and terms are clear and easy to follow, you don’t just close faster... you protect yourself better.

I’ve built the Business Defense System to do exactly that—translate legal protection into plain English, so founders can make better decisions and win bigger deals.

Simple. Clear. Legally Bulletproof.

Follow @LegallyBulletproof for more lessons like this—where business wisdom meets legal strategy.

#RayDalio
#LegallyBulletproof
#BusinessDefense
#EntrepreneurLaw
#FounderMindset

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How I Make Freelancers Do Endless Work (Scope Creep)

Your client didn’t scam you. You agreed to do endless work.

No limits.

No exclusions.

No sign-offs.

And that vague “scope” you used? I’d use it to destroy you in court.

Follow me to bulletproof your business before it’s too late.

#LegallyBulletproof #BusinessDefense #EntrepreneurLaw #Freelancers #ScopeOfWork

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How you vicariously worship Jeffrey Epstein 🤮

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This advice could save your life

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The game is rigged against entrepreneurs.

Corporations win because they have legal teams, airtight contracts, and built-in protection.

Entrepreneurs? They’re left to gamble with everything they’ve built.

That’s why I created Legally Bulletproof—the first Business Defense System built for the underdog - entrepreneurs, like you and I.

So you can protect your business like the big dogs do. Follow for the protection they hope you never get.

#LegallyBulletproof #EntrepreneurLife #BusinessDefense #Underdogsrock #businesslawyer

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Most entrepreneurs don’t lose because of bad marketing or a lack of sales knowledge.

They lose because they don’t avoid or prevent the legal mistakes and enemies that cause businesses to fail.

And that’s why Alex Hormozi wins - he’s not only a master in sales, but he understands business defense and marketing compliance.

I’m sure he’s hired hundreds of lawyers in the course of learning this and dealt with so many problems and issues that’s he’s learned a lot…

So you should learn from others so you don’t make the same mistakes.

And you’ve got to play defense as hard as you play offense in business.

I’ll show you how, follow me @legallybulletproof

#Entrepreneurship101
#businesslawyer 
#FTCcompliance 
#BusinessDefense
#alexhormozi

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If you’re a CEO hiring employees, don’t do this…

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No jury would ever find victim David Portnoy to be credible. Watch the video.

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Lesson -   We cannot, as a society, react to the pain of words - even if it makes David Portnoy cry - punishing the speaker, that's not America. In Canada, hate speech is illegal and you can be prosecuted for hurting people’s feelings because they’re soft AF and don’t have the First Amendment. Any questions?

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Disorderly David Shortboy.

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Should Crockett get sued?