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midlife crisis cats chillin in the Caribbean

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This one acts like she owns the place …

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They said, gently, that if you didn’t make it that we could come back for another kitty. You just went ahead and had 9 awesome years.

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You broke our hearts today buddy #RIP Robyn

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Celebrating

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Saw a man in the street with a bag and gloves bend down as we passed. He gently picked up a stiff grey kitty, but before he did, he gave the cat one last gentle pet, and I’m sitting outside the grocery in tears. #compassion

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Seriously #USA #theemperorsnewclothes #moral @realDonaldTrump

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@JacobAWohl The US should open its ass to @JacobAWohl since rumor has it he is a lover of anal clown fisting porn featuring him and the president ... but that’s not happening either is it

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@tedcruz Two basic Qs every reporter should ask @tedcruz today. 1: should your assmouth be allowed to continue to expel such shitbreath? and 2: Do your campaign dollars fund clown porn?

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The kitten asked if he was a US citizen since his birth mother was technically a cat and not a US citizen. I told him biped is your mother and fuck that cunt who calls himself the president.

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My new spot #catlife

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I believe you have breakfast coming yes?

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Jezebel is so badass she moonwalks like MJ in Thriller but with FOUR LEGS.

[caroline mccarthy 🦝 @caro]

This is Jezebel. She’s here because she cornered her owner in their apartment and the cops were called on her. Naughty kitty!

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Chilling

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Nothing to see here

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I like high spots

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Chilling in VSJ