Batlord

Prepare for unending Lego, Bionicle, Vtuber and Gamer bs xD

[♡ mari/cohe ♡ @noinconsistency]

>votes for the "diarrhea forever" administration
>blames it on indians

[Covie @covie_93]

The President of the United States paid $5.6 million to one of his rape victims today.

[Batlord @BattyBatlord515]

@pissvortex Anarcho Capitalists finally got their way and never figured out why normal peopl didn't like the idea to begin with

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

It’s so fucking absurd that after a couple of months of letting Elon try his vulgar libertarian budget theories it’s just doomed us for the foreseeable future. There’s parasites and disease everywhere. People are shitting themselves to death. They’re going to call this the Poop Presidency

[I Dissent @DissentFu]

Once again, if we wait to just vote him out there will be nothing left.

[Batlord @BattyBatlord515]

@Y4iopq Where can you get these in America 😭😭😭

[Lizzie K. Foley @LizzieKFoley]

This only makes sense if ICE agents are unmasked, clearly identify themselves, and aren't acting like carjackers.

There's a reason real cops wear badges and uniforms.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Ok hear me out: instead of all of us having to become extremely knowledgeable on a new infectious disease every 3-6 months, what if we got a large group of experts together and just put them in charge of giving us easy to understand health recommendations. They could also do things like track outbreaks and predict future concerns.

[Higeji @higeji404]

🤓🤓

[Barack Obama @BarackObamaUSPS]

This aged poorly

[Batlord @BattyBatlord515]

@deadlockua Is that cdawg???

[rpmm24 - milwaukee extraordinaire @rpmm24]

finally, a good form for the robots to have

[autist @litteralyme0]

family

[Covie @covie_93]

They got rid of DEI to hire people based on merit then turn around and hired lindsey graham's sister for senator simply because she's lindsey graham's sister.

[Jeremiah @suspirant]

Today Donald Trump removed national monument protections from this magnificent landscape

[Ava @avavroche]

We're well past 'OOPS' now.

[Colb @___Colb___]

You try to eat right and make healthy choices and now you’re rewarded with a potential parasitic infection that is insane.

[David Sirota @davidsirota]

a diarrhea plague and a killer heat wave while we’re doing a Middle East war, the emperor’s army is killing people in the streets, and everyone outside the palace is facing an affordability famine — we’re in the middle of one of those apocalyptic Biblical prophecies

[constans @constans]

This as the most fun those ICE agents had in their lives and it’s why they signed up. They got to kill a guy for “disrespecting” them, which is the fantasy of so many Trump voters tired of people looking down on them for being bad people.

[Luke Duong @32_vu32810]

Same man who wrote this, btw.