kizzi

queerdo atlien batty | hair and makeup artist | drake enthusiast

[kizzi @battykiz]

excuse me??

[Amelia Princess of Genovia @xjewyorkcitygal]

*sings in alanis voice* IM HEREEEE TO REMIND U….THAT THERE WAS A GAGA + SELMA HAYEK KISS SCENE IN HOUSE OF GUCCI THAT GOT CUT OUT 🤬🤬🤬🤬

[kizzi @battykiz]

@xjewyorkcitygal lmfao WHAT

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

I love the little imperfections on a woman more than the sexy shit

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

If you are filling a glass and reach the halfway point, it’s half-full. If you are emptying a glass and reach the halfway point, it’s half-empty.

No need to invoke your emotional state.

[kizzi @battykiz]

I've been noticing how much more attention I get when I'm more femme and idk how to feel. I can't fight the androgyny!!!!!!!!!

[kizzi @battykiz]

okayish case scenario: I pick up Becky and they only fixed my back end and I have no more bumper stickers

[kizzi @battykiz]

best case scenario: I pick up my car, Becky, and they fixed everything cosmetically wrong with my car

[kizzi @battykiz]

this is the best. miss you. 💞 https://t.co/STumfubbA1

[Nancy Butler @Nancepants406]

@battykiz I miss u

[Drizzy @Drake]

Drake - Childs Play (Video) now playing on the OVO Blog. https://t.co/6n0bL8avHp

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

https://t.co/RgKx1zTvwD The Pinkprint Freestyle 😜😘💟🎀💋

[kizzi @battykiz]

playing #crossyroad with @Nancepants406 freaking out

[kizzi @battykiz]

shameless... https://t.co/9V8tVg1wvS

[LaQueefa™ @ItsLaQueefa]

When you become emotionally attached to a Netflix series and theres no more seasons to binge watch

[LaQueefa™ @ItsLaQueefa]

I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

[kizzi @battykiz]

@yessicayohnston the south AF

[kizzi @battykiz]

uh yes I would like 100 plus size above the knee dresses stat

[kizzi @battykiz]

crack head crossing the road with her titties out, I look away and there's a roach crawling across Steve Harvey's bald ass head