I don’t want to "download the app" to pay for parking. I don’t want to "create an account" to see a menu. I don’t want to "provide feedback" on a 30-second interaction. I just want to exist in the physical world without a digital leash.
some of you need to get fucked really well one good time and you’ll stop being so weird about sex on the internet. in the meantime jerk off to something random and have some electrolytes