Jack’s Malarkey

BA: International Conflict Analysis and Resolution (MENA studies) MA: Public Policy (Intl Institutions), Labor Policy atm, He/Him, PAN, JJ for GUV'NOR

[Jack’s Malarkey @BaudrillardNow]

@ForeverTired97 @ZenAlexG0521 How dare you like things! Don’t you know when a conservative is intellectually cornered they’ll insult anything just to see what sticks! Keep your enjoyment to yourself bespectacled pigeon person! 😤

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I should not have to explain to other adult supposed policy experts that the FTC cannot fucking mandate the state to force retailers to adopt electronic shelf labels in storefronts

Are all of you collectively idiots? Get on your fucking phone and google the FTC’s jurisdiction

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@maduchi19 Would you like to clean your mouth off?

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I WAS RIGHT GODDAMNIT

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On chapter 10 of Katabasis and I feel like this professor 100% assaulted the MC. If so she ain’t going to hell to save him she wants revenge again on some kill bill shit. Peter seems like the tortured genius who had his work stolen and went to hell just to run the fade.

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I’m going all in on this read of the story

Otherwise, nothing about the last couple of chapters makes sense especially not Peter’s unusual anger at the professor nor Alice’s reaction to that scene in desire

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@keithedwards @tify330 So you do know that this video is public and tge context is that she’s married right? You can just watch the whole thing bud what she said and what you said she said are two verrrrry different things. https://t.co/QwKPn1djJu

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@nimothy @LivinForGiulia @starwars @DisneyPlus Wow���that was embarrassingly dumb

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@therealsanttiOG Or or or you just don’t understand how the nomination window works 😂 a simple google search could answer this but you’d rather embarrass yourself

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If you ever need evidence that Drake fans know absolutely nothing about music 😂

Here you go 😂 GNX came out November of 2024 meaning it didn’t qualify for the 67th Grammy Awards.

The 68th Grammys cover Aug 2024-Aug 2025 😂 which it does qualify for that award is feb 2026.

[SantttiMuks @SantttiMuks]

GNX was actually released in 2024 and it's about to win "Album of the year" in 2026.

This Man is never beating the "industry darling" allegations.

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Someone’s mad they bought an objectively terrible and overpriced console

[spring ✝ @TheNintendoGoof]

Ain’t no fixing some people.

PlayStation puts out like one game a year, two on a really good year. PS5 has been one of the worst PlayStation generations ever in terms of output and quality.

And yet, we have an epidemic of people addicted to slop and mediocrity.

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Eeeeeyuuuuckkk! Calling the fourth installment of an established series a “like” has got to be a new level of disrespectful

This feels just like when they tried to make brothy rice a thing

[TheGamer @thegamerwebsite]

We've Got Our First Clair Obscur-like, And It's A Chinese Game Called Sword And Fairy 4: Remake https://t.co/x1tG77Ya1u

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Adin Ross LITERALLY cannot read.

If you are on his side then may god have mercy on your soul.

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Doechii seemingly addresses Adin Ross’ comments and the “industry plant” narrative in her new song “Girl Get Up” with SZA.

“All that industry plant shit wack, I see it on the blogs, I see you in the chats, you suck every rap n*gga d*ck from the back, but what's the agenda when the it girl black? Y'all can't fathom that I work this hard, and y'all can't fathom that I earned this chart”

“These n*ggas misognistic, i’ll address it on the album, For now let’s sink into the fact that hate don’t make you powerful”

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There are literally 26 of the exact same puzzles in the game

Starfield is just bad no one was duped, its just a bad game

[Jay Dook @JayDook]

It's time for the gaming community to cut through the forced Starfield hate, and realize they've been duped by the influencers. Starfield deserves better.

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Games aren’t just pretty pictures, literally hundreds of things are happening in the background to achieve the effect you want.

Tech demos obviously turn off those hundreds of processes to display a snippet of an maxed out balls to the wall completely on rails experience

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I am so happy gamers are not also developers because this is such an obvious silly take that it truly boggles the mind

Tech Demos show a curated snapshot of an engine at its limit. Building a game aiming for that is a horrible idea. Your CPU/GPU/RAM would literally be cooked

[SpawnYaard 🎮 @SpawnYaardReply]

This Unreal Engine 5 demo was shown in 2020. Not a single game built on UE5 looks this detailed.

What we have seen of Witcher 4 is just a tech demo and not an actual game

I'd like to be wrong and hope Witcher 4 is as detailed as possible but let's not get carried away by demo

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@SpawnYaardReply @DanTheNoob Zero games will look as good as a tech demo. The purpose of the demo is to show the theoretical limits of what the engine could do, it is not meant to be evidence of games should be. A game with that much detail going on full tilt non-stop would be unplayable.

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@Alex_Jet_ Honestly I think just might be dumb. Or another person using slang that you don’t know how to define because nothing about that song is sneak dissing 😂

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@Alex_Jet_ @RsvpMars How is it sneak dissing to explicitly make fun of a song, a person, and a style of rapping?

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Lmao 😂 OU is going to be paying out the ass to settle the wrongful termination and academic malpractice lawsuits that have probably already started reaching their doors. I would not be surprised at all if they lose their accreditation

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You do this on Christmas eve Steam the day before the be big JC’s big day?