Michael

mostly replies tbh but sometimes they’re funny

[Michael @bauerchords]

@am_yers Justice? 🤔

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@BronWorld There’s just…no #8? Is that the joke?

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@BenjaminSolak @JVillainsPod So should Jags fans be…garden our expectations?

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@CaudilloNuclear None of us enjoy the HR text but I do appreciate it and far prefer it over ghosting. Allows you to close their file and redirect your attention elsewhere

Which is why so many choose to ghost instead…to keep the trickle of texts/attention coming in

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@emilykmay I promise we aren’t gonna fix the dating scene by finding ways to make it even more expensive

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@Americanus63136 I mean it’s always good to self reflect and learn for next time but I bet she would’ve ghosted either way. A flake is more a person than an action

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@Americanus63136 Yep it’s not just you. Ladies act like James Bond now lol…hit and quit

How’d you slightly cook yourself?

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@Zvbear As much as we gripe about bad camera work/editing in viral videos we owe a shoutout to whoever included those first few seconds so we’d see why our guy folded so fast

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@SceneinCinema Phil Leotardo made the decision to cut this

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@larryislegend Penny Hardaway has a solid case for this list

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@jess_ann_pin @rebeccatrinidad https://t.co/0mKkiWt4Tx

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@TannerLikesStuf @BillSimmons “George, whose game does Wemby remind you of more- Brock Purdy or Raheem Mostert?”

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@pablofindsout If the networks don’t profit on the NFL package, what could they possibly profit on?

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@Aella_Girl That dude has never skipped quad day

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@chukwudebo @babeotswejang We haven’t all seen this 1000x?

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@MuseBaker Convinced this graphic was made by someone who secretly hates Mike Evans and wanted to see a comment section full of people saying “no way was he better than____”

[Michael @bauerchords]

@FPL_Harry If you simulated Gabriel’s dgw 10 times I bet what we got was the worst or 2nd-worst outcome

Guessing the average would be about 12-13 and highest 18-19

Happy for those who waited 🤷‍♂️

[Michael @bauerchords]

@politetobugs same basic message