Bauxite Troll

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@bauxite_troll fite me

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@hitslikesolange is the king of decay

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hey girl are you Mg2Mg5Si8O22(OH)2 because ur gonna be Cummingtonite

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@PartyAvantHarde seems pretty apres hard to me

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encounter with stranger: it was not human but made of flesh-like paper mache. i ran

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wat r u 4 #Halloween ? i am the existential terror that clutches ur heart when u think abt the infinite vastness and emptiness of space

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illuminati confirmed 4real

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i hate piasa birds

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@vote4fridge Promises to stop global warming #TheChangeWeNeed

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you have to pay the bauxite troll toll

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Why have sex in a bed when u can have sex here?!?!?!??????/!""

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Holla at Hollis Park. #seeyounever

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I dont know who @datgudpotato is but i am sure i hate him

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preshmo's facial hair is a war crime

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What future is #dippindots from

i would rather have the robot apocolypse than that future

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@SnitchcockScav http://t.co/4PXN58AFvF

in stock downtown Chicago

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@vote4fridge Vote Fridge so we don't have another Andrew Young situation.

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@vote4fridge Fridge, you are my boxite brethren

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that thunderstorm made PreshMo look pretty terrible