Neostat

⚡ Blending the logic of Code with the chaos of Politics. 💻 Tech | Stats. The math never lies. The politicians do.

[Neostat @bavix_1]

While buying Telcom bundles @TelkomKenya what do you expect us to key in here?

[Erling Haaland @ErlingHaaland]

This is bigger than football ❤️

[Neostat @bavix_1]

@omwambaKE His back 🎉

[Paris Saint-Germain @PSG_English]

Gabriel fires over. CHAMPIONS!

PSG : 🟢🟢🔴🟢🟢
ARS : 🟢🔴🟢🟢🔴

#PSGARS 1️⃣-1️⃣ I #UCL

[KTN News @KTNNewsKE]

THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN.
You asked. You shared. You demanded it.
So we're bringing it back. The Gallery of Ruto's Lies returns for a special re-air today—the Eighth Day.
🕤 9:30 PM
Don't miss it. Only on KTN.

#ChekiKTN #FactsFirst

[William Samoei Ruto, PhD @WilliamsRuto]

Bro,the BILLIONAIRE you are;HIDING behind 'debts';forcing many months' UNPAID labour slaving to defend your STANDARD headlines 'BOLD' extortion GANGSTERISM driven by GREED;is HEARTLESS to loyal workers, INSULT to journalism and BETRAYAL to free media that STANDARD once belonged.

[Neostat @bavix_1]

Building with the stones thrown to you.

[The Standard Digital @StandardKenya]

Read The Standard 8 days a week!

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#TheBold
#FactsFirst

[The Standard Digital @StandardKenya]

Read The Standard 8 days a week!

📲 Subscribe today (Website): https://t.co/oZSRZG82yj
📲 Read the ePaper: https://t.co/2t4BmyBN1h

#TheBold
#FactsFirst

[Neostat @bavix_1]

Imagine this the no 1 official account. This country is a comedy theater.

[William Samoei Ruto, PhD @WilliamsRuto]

GMoi,your STANDARD media’s 5 days a week EXTORTIONIST propaganda HEADLINES on me & my administration’s transformative track record will get you NOTHING & NOWHERE.BLACKMAIL to yield to your GREED? NEVER.Kenya belongs to all Kenyans,not you alone.Jaribu 8 days a week. Do your WORST

[Neostat @bavix_1]

@WilliamsRuto This how low the highest office in the land can go?

[Neostat @bavix_1]

@dev_awizee Group

[Neostat @bavix_1]

@KijanaI41387 😂😂😂😂

[Neostat @bavix_1]

Today might probably prove that hell shall not be eternal.

[jacob juma @kabetes]

William Ruto is Kenya's greatest risk as a country. Not Al-Shabaab and tribalism. Ruto has trained Duale, Murkomen to be thieves and abusive

[Redback @chamugah]

Nairobi umetulia kwa jam na stress zako alafu unaona jamaa anaenda tao juu ya tyre.

[Neostat @bavix_1]

Imagine attending an event that was supposed to start at 5pm but the curtain raiser steps on the stage at 8.54pm.

[UEFA Champions League @ChampionsLeague]

✨🇬🇪 Khvicha Kvaratskhelia is the 2025/26 UEFA Champions League Player of the Season 🙌

#UCL

[Simple Shamim. @simple_shamim]

Whenever you feel like you want to stop cooking them , just think about what they would have done to you if they had lifted that trophy . Wake up now and start from where you stopped 😅😅😅😅😅😅

[Eng.Kogi🔨 @John63681549]

Mother comes to rescue her arsenal fan husband from her irritating sons😆😆.