Josh Hawley sprinted like his mama was home early & he forgot to take out the chicken
Like Ted Cruz trying to catch a flight to Mexico
Like how Jim Jordan ran from those abuse accusations
Like he was bowling & he heard Lauren Boebert say “Honey, come show’em your dick!”
for years my dad has argued that what the world needs is “the travel taco” i.e. a taco with sealed edges to keep all the filling from falling out while you’re on the move. and for years my mom has patiently explained the concept of burritos.