Chief Keish

If you don’t sin Jesus died for nothing ✨Fuck Kanye ⚡️ she/her

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@tmayjuh 😏

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Dear mediocre white men,
If you ever think you’re important or impressive just know that I very routinely forget about a guy I dated in high school (for an entire year).

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@tmayjuh I was a dif person three years ago pls forgive me 🩵

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James Harden is the Eddie Lacy of the NBA. Change my mind.

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@tmayjuh Switched it up 😶‍🌫️

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I’m too drunk for this Rick and Morty episode.

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@tmayjuh They do 😭

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I had a nightmare last night that my ex’s mom freaked out and tried to wreck Austin’s Camaro. My ex was there, but I can’t remember what he did. Probably screamed at me for doing his homework too slowly or something.

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@tmayjuh All of that. Who knew 🤷🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

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@tmayjuh Damn tough crowd

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The fact that low rise jeans are back makes me want to vomit.

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@tmayjuh Good news 😭

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I watched The Babadook last night and will never be the same.

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

This incredibly sincere white guy trying Indian food for the very first time and having his mind blown is so wholesome

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@ me with my she/her coffee mug

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Today I told some kids that I saw Kendrick Lamar in concert and now I’m like the coolest person.

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@MeganMetropulos I think they actually technically need to reimburse you for mileage, too.

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@MeganMetropulos Ummmmm. No

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@kels0tweetz I’ll give him a second chance I guess 🤍

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Do people willingly listen to Pitbull?

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

My kid: Dad, how old are you?

Me:

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Ummmmm I just had to Google whether a tweet was true or not. That’s so embarrassing. Anyway, it was not true. A joke, actually.

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Are you fucking kidding me

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