Baxtergoku

Big Hairy Striker for Calstock FC, I love my dog and Yankee candles 🐶🐝

[Baxtergoku @baxtergoku]

@AFCSTAUSTELL Not much stability in that back line today shag

[Baxtergoku @baxtergoku]

Some maid

[Jim Hamilton @jimhamilton4]

I mean, Holy Sh!t.

[Baxtergoku @baxtergoku]

Sun, Booze, and not a Karl insight… Beer pong challenge! #vegasbrewdog #petercrouch #notorioussid #bbqc @PeterCrouchPod @petercrouch @Chris_Stark @sjsidwell

[Baxtergoku @baxtergoku]

@steviekellow @Pensilvafc don’t take this kind of abuse 👀💣🐝

[Baxtergoku @baxtergoku]

@saltashunited @Cornishfootball @swsportsnews @PLsportsnews @NigelWalrond @devoncornwallfc @KJMsport57 ‘The influenza’s journey’ a Lee ‘the hawk’ Hawkins story… available on auto-book #cloutcatcher #Influencer #influenza

[Baxtergoku @baxtergoku]

@Pensilvafc @ashleysmall1994 @swsportsnews @PLsportsnews @KJMsport57 @Cornishfootball More clubs, than goals scored 👀

[Baxtergoku @baxtergoku]

@miller_element @LiamHunn @Tobychapman27 ….. @Baker86James been caught out bakes

[Calstock F.C. @c_calstock]

The two smaller clubs in the Tamar valley go head to head…6.30pm Lovell’s park, come hear many high pitched squeaky Hunn voices followed by a bellowing Southcott here and there,always great fun! #upthebees #getyourownball @TheLakers1889 @fc_dominic

[Baxtergoku @baxtergoku]

@swpleague @DobwallsFC @LiskeardAthlet1 @Bunneydane1981

[Tobias chapman @Tobychapman27]

#upthedingos

[Baxtergoku @baxtergoku]

Im sorry but if anyone’s going to unlock a defence it’s @PhilFoden get him on the bastarding pitch?!?

[Baxtergoku @baxtergoku]

ERM….. match fixing? Much

[Baxtergoku @baxtergoku]

@ivantoney24 is a Bee 🐝🐝🐝 come on @BrentfordFC we will return him in some sort of fit state 🐝

[Calstock F.C. @c_calstock]

Dear @BrentfordFC with @ivantoney24 not making the World Cup squad (fuck knows how not) we were wondering if 1) we could loan him for 28 days with a goal and assist bonus of a pint per one 2) possibly use your pitch when ours is waterlogged,in future we can bee your feeder club🐝

[Baxtergoku @baxtergoku]

@Tobychapman27 @wts90sglory The tablets too

[Baxtergoku @baxtergoku]

@dereknorman552 @c_calstock @PolzeathFC @Tobychapman27 @fc_dominic @cornwallfa 5-4 to Calstock

[Calstock F.C. @c_calstock]

Surf’s Up for @PolzeathFC The 🐝’s march on into the Third round 5-4 winners! ⚽️⚽️costa ⚽️Caers ⚽️@Tobychapman27 ⚽️@baxtergoku praying to the football god’s to give us those Turkey Touchers @fc_dominic seconds in a derby cup match 👀 #gobblegobble #turkeyteeth #hairline

[Dan Johnson @DanJohnsonNews]

Conservative MP Charles Walker seems broken by tonight's events - tells @BBCNews he is livid with colleagues

[Calstock F.C. @c_calstock]

Well after the horrible feeling of last week this week we came through winners in the ‘battle of the bastards’ Derby vs @TheLakers1889 2nds 3-1 to the Bee’s goals from ⚽️Josh Davies ⚽️ Nigel ‘pissed up’ Stephens ⚽️@baxtergoku 👀 🐝🐝🐝 You’re welcome 🐝🐝🐝

[Calstock F.C. @c_calstock]

Unfortunately due to St Dominic seconds not being able to raise a side, tomorrows derby at lovells is off… sorry for the thousands attending! Just shows you can raise a turkey but not a side 👀 #bottlejobs 👀

[Baxtergoku @baxtergoku]

@Tobychapman27 @swpleague @AFCSTAUSTELL I’d of just stuck to the originals ‘ keeper can’t catch a cold’ ‘ he don’t want it there’ ‘look at that shit lid’ ‘corrrrr innnnn he tanned’ #pppp