Jeff Bayer

I used to be the taller half of Movie BS with Bayer and Snider. Now I pretend to do other things, while being a stay at home parent.

[Jeff Bayer @BayerJeff]

@djmecca Are we all sleeping? Am I in your dream?

[Jeff Bayer @BayerJeff]

@EricDSnider Really?!? You couldn’t have told all of us this before we roasted you? I like how you skipped micro, and just went with consuming macroplastics.

[Jeff Bayer @BayerJeff]

@mattsinger Then I think you should talk with @DrewMcWeeny. He’s got a great Anchorman story.

[Jeff Bayer @BayerJeff]

@DrewMcWeeny Cloud Atlas. You got me in last minute. Sooooooo good.

[Jeff Bayer @BayerJeff]

Happy birthday @EricDSnider, who looks exactly like this today. Not like those photoshopped pics he’s been posting lately.

[Jeff Bayer @BayerJeff]

@EricDSnider Same.

[Jeff Bayer @BayerJeff]

I introduced my boys to BATMAN BEGINS last night. I wake up to Michael Caine trending. He quotes BATMAN BEGINS without the “S” which makes it sound like a polite command. So yeah, it’s been a roller coaster. 🦇
THE DARK KNIGHT tonight.

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

Why do we fall?
So we can learn to pick ourselves up.
Batman Begin

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

Why do we fall?
So we can learn to pick ourselves up.
Batman Begin

[Jeff Bayer @BayerJeff]

I’m “buy reading glasses at the airport for under $25 because I left mine at home” years old!

[Jeff Bayer @BayerJeff]

Went to INSIDE OUT 2 last night with the family. A preteen sat two seats away. She used the light from her phone to examine each flavor of Skittles Gummies she was about to eat. Her mom allowed this. Parenting is important people.

[Jono @whoinvitedjon]

I just found out that Wayne Knight cosplayed Goonies characters in Jurassic Park

[Jeff Bayer @BayerJeff]

@djmecca It’s also the darkest, most intense, right?

[Jeff Bayer @BayerJeff]

@BrianLynch You added? I just assumed you would subtract to keep it an even number.

[Jeff Bayer @BayerJeff]

My 11-year-old son is ready for more horror. He has seen THE HOUSE WITH A CLOCK IN ITS WALLS, JAWS, GOOSEBUMPS, SPIDERWICK CHRONICLES, FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S, and POLTERGEIST. The last two are “a little scary” in his opinion.

Where do we go from here?

[Jeff Bayer @BayerJeff]

@FakeRobHunter Dare to dream!

[Jeff Bayer @BayerJeff]

@EricDSnider @Da7e Hopefully they take cues from Crispin Glover’s character in HOT TUB TIME MACHINE.

[Jeff Bayer @BayerJeff]

@djmecca I am truly sad she isn’t staying another year. (I went to Iowa).

[Jeff Bayer @BayerJeff]

OK, Dune Part: Two, your colon makes me hesitate, but how can I say no to a legendary raunchy road trip?

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Movies that flopped at the box office but are actually great.

[Jeff Bayer @BayerJeff]

@djmecca I’m sorry. We were looking for Dontrelle Willis.