bailey

[(432hz) @basedantichrist]

mayb the drunk cig needs me

[blue oyster clit @mcdonaldskhole]

getting wasted and commenting “nightmare blunt rotation” on everyone’s facebook family christmas photos

[ten second cam @camilli_amilli]

three wise men? three? be serious

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

the stay at home from school starter pack

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

i suck at relationship advice i be like kill him

[gigi @cowgirlbambi]

don’t look at my notes app there’s a pros and cons list about u in there

[抱きしめる @F41rygirl]

slushies be so fucking good until u gotta ⮃ → ⤡ ↯ ⬈ ⥃ ↜ ↫ ↶ ↳ ↴ ↺ w the straw

[sean @_s0dapup]

joseph when he found out there was no room at the inn

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

on the first day of christmas, my true love gave to me 55 BURGERS, 55 FRIES, 55 TACOS, 55 PIES, 55 COKES, 100 TATER TOTS, 100 PIZZAS, 100 TENDERS, 100 MEATBALLS, 100 COFFEES, 55 WINGS, 55 SHAKES, 55 PANCAKES, 55 PASTAS, 55 PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

That era when u dropped ya phone and the battery flew out was just crazy

[☔ @Whotfismick]

*serious situation*

My brain :

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

here we go again… take us out of the group chat PLEASE

[Mary Cosby’s Bread Purse @spicykezzinnugg]

This is still one of the funniest tweets of all time I’m sorry

[faith @faiththegemini]

every time i talk… this how i want him

[brandAn is good @LeBearGirdle]

The Grinch: I'm not a fan of the materialism of Christmas

An entire town for some reason: I hope he dies alone

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

I Just Know She Be Running A McDonald's Like It's The Navy

[Fredo @FredoInDaCut995]

“Just one drink, I got work tomorrow”

The one drink

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

nightmares are so embarrassing bro like u literally made up a guy and got scared of him

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

pleading insanity for a parking ticket